New elements will be discovered - but these elements only exist for fractions of a second and then are gone. Eventually hundreds of these "flash elements" will be detected.
A dinosaur bone fragment will be found on the moon.
Elon Musk will go bald and start wearing Hawaiian shirts
13 new skins will be released in AH
Alec Baldwin will murder again
Ace Frehley will rejoin KISS for a final, final, yes this time it really is final farewell tour. He will die on stage before he plays his first note. Richie Sambora will then replace him, and die playing the last note of the last song on the last show of the tour.
Eating meat will be illegal. From now on it's bugs and sawdust