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[zack1234]

Yarbles is light on his feet.
He also likes going on windy walks with Bruv.

[Yarbles]

Zack is Spartacus

[zack1234]

I am out of jail next month. So might subscribe to AH.
5 year stretch flew by.

[Yarbles]

I am out of jail next month. So might subscribe to AH.
5 year stretch flew by.

I thought you joined the Navy !!

"Hello Sailor"

[Chris79]

I am out of jail next month. So might subscribe to AH.
5 year stretch flew by.

Yeh, it’s imperative in the UK to register those butter knives. Although, in my opinion, 5 years is not nearly enough for violating the Kings peace.

[Yarbles]

Yeh, it’s imperative in the UK to register those butter knives. Although, in my opinion, 5 years is not nearly enough for violating the Kings peace.

If Zack was at his/her majesties for 5 years it will be because he gets to do 2 of his favorite things every day:

1) Eat processed meat.

2) Slop out.

He is only putting himself up for parole to annoy me and and generally let the air out of any other arm chair generals.

I am writing to the King to ask they extend his sentence indefinitely as he is an encourage able  known recidivist, all round degenerate and northerner

[Yarbles]

 "Come the revolution we will all be equal with no titles like General, captain, Lord or King just numbers. I will be number 1"

(Citizen Smith)

 

[zack1234]

To be honest it is very hard to get in the clink nowadays.

First attempt I dressed up like a lady and demanded rights to go into women’s bathrooms while singing Elton John ballads.

The second attempt was glueing myself to a statue of Oliver Cromwell “The hammer of the Irish”

I finally got on his majesty pleasure by saying all Southern softies like fettling dogs as a hobby.

[Yarbles]

 Zack has chippy tea every night except Monday when he goes to Bingo.

He is my hero 

[Shuffler]

Zach was stretched for 5 years in the clink?

[ZE]

First attempt I dressed up like a lady and demanded rights to go into women’s bathrooms while singing Elton John ballads.

This one is clever...      
ZE

[Canspec]

Zach was stretched for 5 years in the clink?

He wears rubber longjohns..

[Yarbles]

He wears rubber longjohns..

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