Author Topic: sayings that will get you punched.... (Read 377 times)

Udie · « **on:** April 18, 2002, 02:46:11 PM »

Just for fun, let's see some put downs from the group

I'll start.....

"If I wanted to listen to an arse hole I'd fart!"

"If wanted any lip from you I'd scrape it off my zipper!"

"If I wanted any toejame from you I'd sqeeze your head!"

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #1 on:** April 18, 2002, 02:49:25 PM »

"Your wife hums the Star Spangled Banner better than any woman I've met"

Swoop · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2002, 02:54:55 PM »

Somewhere a village is missing it's idiot.

Sandman · « **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2002, 03:08:11 PM »

At a public urinal, look to the guy on your left or right and say, "Nice dick."

oh... not a put down, but you'll probably get punched.

Udie · « **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2002, 03:11:48 PM »

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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
At a public urinal, look to the guy on your left or right and say, "Nice dick."

oh... not a put down, but you'll probably get punched.

or worse, he may return the complement!!!

Ripsnort · « **Reply #5 on:** April 18, 2002, 03:13:31 PM »

no, just look over into his 'space' and say "Oh--my---God....my condolences there, Shorty!"

midnight Target · « **Reply #6 on:** April 18, 2002, 03:47:04 PM »

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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
At a public urinal, look to the guy on your left or right and say, "Nice dick."

oh... not a put down, but you'll probably get punched.

Unless his name is Richard:eek:

Mighty1 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 18, 2002, 05:18:14 PM »

"Man your sister looks almost as good dressed"

"All I want is a fair and accurate count"

Wlfgng · « **Reply #8 on:** April 18, 2002, 05:25:28 PM »

"Tourist!"

"Knuckle dragger"

"flat-lander"

midnight Target · « **Reply #9 on:** April 18, 2002, 05:31:47 PM »

"Take me to the corner of Florence and Normandy please"

thrila · « **Reply #10 on:** April 18, 2002, 07:28:37 PM »

Standing outside an English pub shouting "english football is sh*t"

Saw a guy from Finland doing that a few months ago. I think you can guess what happened to him.

Hangtime · « **Reply #11 on:** April 18, 2002, 10:09:14 PM »

any 'yer momma' commentary.

'Yer momma sucks dirty donky dicks'

etc.

pimpjoe · « **Reply #12 on:** April 18, 2002, 10:10:22 PM »

"if i wanted any come back from you i'd scrape the roof of your mouth!"