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Offline Eagler

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« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2002, 01:36:55 PM »
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Eh... so which is right? Molest my child and I kill you, did I commit murder? Was that murder right or wrong? Explain the black-and-white of the situation in, er, black-and-white terms.


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I'd kill him too, but it'd still be murder by definition.

It states:
Thou shall not kill

there ain't no "buts" or "unless" in there anywhere :)

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Some lies are bigger than others and justified in many ways .. but it is still Black or White.
Some ppl would rather have the truth no matter how crappy it is...

I still say if we lived strictly by the definitions, which the majority(me included) don't, the world would be a better place. The grays mess more things up than they fix.
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« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2002, 01:48:37 PM »
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
The Wizard of Hi Tech

act one

The Scene: Sikboy's  house is swept away in a tornado and lands violently in the Land of Hi Tech, squishing flat the Evil Liberal of the West, Midnight Target.

Sikboy emerges, views the feet portruding from under the house, and hears the rustling around of the residents of O'Club City, watching from the safety of the bushes. Finally Sikboy is approached by the Mayor of O'Club City, Mayor Ripsnort-

"As Mayor of O'Club City
I'd like to thank you well
For squishing flat that Liberal
And sending him to Hell

His posts were always to the left
His rethoric was lame
Casting spells upon the right
Our leaders he defamed.

And now he's squished and we're all glad
We're rid of that Commie Rat
So for your deed I'll present to you-
A Conservative Pinhead Hat!"

(All the republican residents of O'Club City begin cheering. Udie, Eagler and hblair emerge from the crowd and begin dancing and singing a song to the tune of "Yes We Are The Lollipop Kids")

"Yes we are the Limbaugh Boys, the Limbaugh Boys, the Limbaugh Boys.
Yes we are the Limbaugh BOYS- Rush thinks for us every day.

Yes we hate the Lib-e-rals, the lib-e-rals, the lib-e-rals.
Yes we hate the lib-e-RALS- Soon they all will pay."

(Suddenly the singing and dancing is interrupted by a screeching Liberal flying a broom. The O'Clubians scream and scamper off. It is Dowding, the Evil Liberal of the East. Screeching at finding his sister squished flat under Sikboy's house, Dowding approaches Sikboy-

Dowding: You squished my sister! I'll get you for this, my pretty!

Sikboy: (whimpers, wets pants)

(suddenly a glowing ball of brilliant light appears and grows larger. The light explodes and reveals Hortlund, the Good Conservative of the North)

Hortlund: Ja, don ye be doin no doitry tricks to me young lad Sikboy now for doin such a fine community service by squishing this slimy liberal MT, OK?

Dowding: Just like YOU to be in favor of capital punishment, you NAZI! Where was Midnight's trial? Where was the JUSTICE? (begins wringing hands) Oh the INHUMANITY!!

Hortlund: Ja, da inhumanity was that de slimy liberals don't be allowin us to do no torturin' no more, Ja? Anyways, you be forgetin Midnight Target's Boots ye be forgettin Ja? (nods to Sikboy's feet, who is wearing MT's Magic Hipboots)

Dowding: That's right! (reaches for Sikboy's boots, but a lightning bolt zaps his hand, causing him to scream in pain) Aaaaggghhh! I'll get you, my pretty! (hops on broom, flies off)

Sikboy: Golly gee, cool boots! But uh...How do I get back to Fighter Ace?

Hortlund: Ja, dat be a tough one I can't figure out. I think ye gotta go to Tech Support and ask the Wizard of Hi-Tech. Just be stayin on this road ye be on, and always stay to de right and ye be watchin out for de Wicked Liberal of de East. She be doin anythin to get her hands on de Magic Hipboots.

Sikboy: Well, just what is so magic about these boots?

Hortlund: Ja, dey magic Republican boots. Dey be keepin de feces offluff'n your feet, Ja?  You be needin that if you walk on de right side of de road!

(And so Sickboy, wearing his Republican Pinhead Hat and Magic Feces-Proof Hip Boots, exits, stage left, to the singing of the O'Clubians to the tune of "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead")...


Ding Dong Al Gore is done
Beaten by a Republican.

Ding Dong the liberal has lost....

Yay for conservatives
Bring the leftists to their knees.

Ho-ray for my man Rush Limbaugh....

(fades, end of act 1)


LOL!!!  Geez, what an imagination  :)

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« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2002, 01:49:13 PM »
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G.W. knew about 9/11 prior to the facts eh?  Ok, anyone who was unaware that there were terrorists looking to target the U.S. prior to 9/11 please speak up.  Make sure you remove your blinders and get your ears cleared too.  Now, anyone who actually did anything to stop the terrorist attack on 9/11.. anyone?... BUELLER?  Want to play the blame game? BLAME THE TERRORISTS!  Spend a little time concentrating your hate on them rather than liberals/conservatives/Democrats/Republicans.  8 whole months and everyone has completely forgotten the Unity that pulled us through that sad time.... and I'm disgusted by that. [/B]


Well said Tumor.

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« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2002, 02:55:16 PM »
"It states:
Thou shall not kill"

The oldest known version of the commandments states, in ancient Hebrew.   "Thou shall not murder".  That's a whole, different thing.

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« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2002, 06:11:03 PM »
I'd be waiting impatiently for act 2, if I weren't squished!

:D

good stuff Elfy.

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« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2002, 10:56:55 PM »
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GWH said:


Who?


Oops, signals got crossed in my head (don't post with a hangover, kids) - I was thinking 'PBS' when the issue is 'NPR'.  D'oh.  I can't comment on NPR as I don't pay any attention to NPR - too dull and dry for me (all I can think of is that SNL skit) and I'm not a big jazz fan.  :)  But I also know enough to take claims of liberal media bias from conservatives with a grain of salt.

Sorry about the confusion - "my bad," as the kids say nowadays.

And here I was thinking of John McLaughlin, Bill Buckley, etc.  Oh well.

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« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2002, 11:03:05 PM »
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Some lies are bigger than others and justified in many ways ..
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thats what is meant when we say there are shades of gray, not just black and white

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« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2002, 11:35:03 PM »
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"It states:
Thou shall not kill"

The oldest known version of the commandments states, in ancient Hebrew.   "Thou shall not murder".  That's a whole, different thing.


...and the difference is... what?

Let's see...

Self defense.

Okay... that one was easy. Anything else?

Family defense.

Kinda like the first one, but okay.

Accident.

Sounds easy... but then there's such a thing as negligent homicide. (right?)

Warfare.

So... it's not murder if you kill an enemy on the field of battle, but it is murder if you run an airplane into a skyscraper... it's also murder if you put a slug into the head of that poor sod that just surrendered to you.

Vengeance.

Popping a cap on the guy that molested your daughter. Hmmm... nope. Sounds like murder to me. Killing the perp isn't going to help your daughter. Now...you could argue that they guy deserved to die, but then that wouldn't be good christian behavior now would it? Remember... judge not, yadda yadda yadda.

Oh... back on topic. Rush Limbaugh is the devil. :D
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« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2002, 05:07:09 AM »
Rush,  you're a squeak!
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« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2002, 07:12:17 AM »
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The Wizard of Hi Tech

act one

The Scene: Sikboy's  house is swept away in a tornado and lands violently in the Land of Hi Tech, squishing flat the Evil Liberal of the West, Midnight Target. blah blah blah....



I'd just like to point out that while Dorothy does Hang out in Munchkin land, she is not a Munchkin lol.  :)

That was pretty funny EW, much like Tah Gut, I'm interested to see where this goes. One thing though... FIGHTER ACE?!?!?! You low down batard! I can't believe that you would have ME as some sort of NO-COCKPIT HAVIN PHYSICS IGNORIN HABU-LOVIN JACK-DWEEB! YOU GO TOO FAR SIR! WHAT AN bellybutton :mad:

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« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2002, 08:42:32 AM »
Osama Ben Laden and Al-Qaeda are not our enemies, they are our adversaries.

The liberals are our enemies!



Only joking!

Whatever happened to the American Spirit that used to give rise to such statements as "I may not agree with what you say but I shall defend to the death your right to say it!" ?

Have we become so wrapped up in our ideologies and egos that we automatically categorize anyone that holds a different viewpoint as idiots?  Neither liberal, conservative, nor moderate has a lock on truth and virtue.  The mean-spiritedness now prevalent in the American political scene cannot be blamed solely on the leaders of either party;  both are guilty of it.  

Are we going to argue and wrangle incessantly over the outcome of the 2000 election?  To what purpose?  To further divide the nation?  We are becoming too balkanized as it is.

If so, then let's rehash the election of 1960.  An election that was stolen if ever there was one!  Nixon's campaign advisors urged him to call for a recount or an investigation of the returns from Chicago, where it was rumored that the election had been bought.  Despite what history has said about his actions at a later date, at that point in time Richard Nixon had the good grace to quietly withdraw rather than drag the country through a political blood-bath.

It would behoove us, all of us, to follow that example.


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« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2002, 02:18:28 PM »
Great site if you want to learn about Rush's Lies

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« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2002, 05:06:33 PM »
Here is a better idea if you are concerned with lies from the Media:

Educate yourself and don't rely on entertainers and talking heads to make up your mind for you.

Remember, a charlatan can only fool the ignorant.

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« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2002, 09:58:54 PM »
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 FIGHTER ACE?!?!?! You low down batard! I can't believe that you would have ME as some sort of NO-COCKPIT HAVIN PHYSICS IGNORIN HABU-LOVIN JACK-DWEEB! YOU GO TOO FAR SIR! WHAT AN bellybutton :mad:

Regards,

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LOL now Fighter Ace is THE troll. I knew that would would piss you off:)

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« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2002, 03:29:17 AM »
I've never ridden a broom in my life. I'm not that way inclined.

Give me a macho character next time... it will run in contrast to my caring, sharing liberal attitudes and provide greater dramatic tension.