FDBs secret to intelligence

[Intrepid]

Shhhhh, don't let this one get out!

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human
brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why we FDB always feel smarter after a few beers. So now you finally know their secret.

[Octavius]

lol!  i want to see some proof  


...then i'll get started on my supply in the fridge

[sling322]

Originally posted by Intrepid
That's why we FDB always feel smarter after a few beers. So now you finally know their secret.

Excuse me, but who the fek are you and when did we let you into the squad?

[Fatty]

Beats me, but he'd be a good replacement for those CM idiots we booted.

[Elfenwolf]

Hey Fatty, what team do the FDBs fly for? I'm restarting my account this week and I want to fly for a team that has the most cannon fodder for flyers.
BTW, give me 3 weeks on this Game and I'll shoot ALL you down.

(doing Curly) woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!! nyak nyak!!!

[Fatty]

Heh!  All that O'Club ruckus and you don't even play?  That's Gordesque!

Mostly bishops I think, but there's always a couple on the wrong team.

[mason22]

heh, dude, the human head weighs 8lbs.

gimme a beer.

[Elfenwolf]

Originally posted by Fatty
Heh!  All that O'Club ruckus and you don't even play?  That's Gordesque!

 

That's not my fault, Fatty. I broke my joystick and my wife got pissed at me and won't let me buy a new one. My restriction from AH ends on Monday so I'll be up then. Give me three weeks to learn the Game and I'll be among the best there's ever been.

[Intrepid]

I'd never fit the mold anymore.  I stopped triming bad cells longtime ago after some very extensive research as to whether it actually worked or not.

[SOB]

Originally posted by Elfenwolf


That's not my fault, Fatty. I broke my joystick and my wife got pissed at me and won't let me buy a new one. My restriction from AH ends on Monday so I'll be up then. Give me three weeks to learn the Game and I'll be among the best there's ever been.

How cute, a popsicle-whipped little tard.  Sounds kinda like Skernsk, you two should meld nicely.  Maybe the two of you could meet at a rest area somewhere to discuss your qualifications.


SOB

[Hortlund]

SOB, you obviously have not been in any longer relationship.

They all wear us down with time. The relation might start out fine, but sooner or later the gorgeous girl we once loved and adored, turns into the nagging wife we all hate and fear...

[Creamo]

That's not my fault, Fatty. I broke my joystick and my wife got pissed at me and won't let me buy a new one.

So your humping your joystick to broke dick proportions, and your lacking wife (rightfully so) is squeaking about it?

Still, why is she squeaking?

We already have had  to train Skernsk daily on the domestic spouse AH syllabus, I simply don’t have time for new recruits.

Maybe SOB “Mr. Stiff Socks” can.

Personally, I hate you.

No, that’s Skernsk. Sorry.

Belch

[eskimo2]

Originally posted by Elfenwolf


That's not my fault, Fatty. I broke my joystick and my wife got pissed at me and won't let me buy a new one. My restriction from AH ends on Monday so I'll be up then. Give me three weeks to learn the Game and I'll be among the best there's ever been.

Just an observation from an outsider:

Could a statement sound any less like it was made by a FBD?

Perhaps there needs t be a new squad:

FBDWB

...the W is for wanna

eskimo

[AKDejaVu]

Intrepid... Pyro has been on the warpath lately with giving people 1 week "timeouts".  It seems to me that using "FDB" and "intelligence" in the same heading might qualify.  I think the only thing that saved you was the "beer drinking" portion.

Just a friendly word of warning.

AKDejaVu

[Intrepid]

Good advice DJV

looks like the ol' jedi mind trick is needed here

'you don't know me, I was never here'