Author Topic: Ode to the F4U-1C  (Read 1023 times)

Offline Udie

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Ode to the F4U-1C
« on: January 29, 2000, 08:21:00 AM »
 I hope you guys enjoy this little poem I just wrote  .........................

 
Oh what do I see booming at at me?
 Oh lord please let it not be the 1C.

A 51D or 109G
would get a quit different response out of me.

I'd flip and I'd turn I'd roll and they'd burn
But that's a 1c and now it's his turn.

I hope if I dive and manuver real hot
I won't get nailed by a lucky snap shot.

He's coming real fast it's time I got out
I'll show him what jinking is realy about

He showers his lead all over my head
Oh no he got me and now I am dead.
 

Udie

Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2000, 08:40:00 AM »
LOL!  Nice one Udie!  Do you have an agent?  

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Offline Dnil

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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2000, 10:47:00 AM »
Guess they give POW's time to write.  



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Offline Sunchaser

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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2000, 11:10:00 AM »
A Bomber Pilots Version:
"OH toejam!!!!
 MOMMEEEEE???

Offline eagl

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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2000, 12:13:00 PM »
One more verse:

What must I do next time to avoid this treat?
Next time I'll ingress at fourty thousand feet.

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Offline CptTrips

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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2000, 01:02:00 PM »
>What must I do next time to avoid this
>treat?
>Next time I'll ingress at fourty thousand
>feet.

I'll circle up high
  and wait 'til he's done.

When he starts for home ammo-less,
  I'll then have my fun. ;>

Toxic, psychotic, self-aggrandizing drama queens simply aren't worth me spending my time on.

Offline Gorf

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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2000, 01:51:00 PM »
 

NICE UDIE!!

Gorf

Offline janneh

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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2000, 02:32:00 PM »
LOL, nice one udie !
 

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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2000, 03:39:00 PM »
LOL!!!  Udie, most excellent!  

Offline Animal

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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2000, 12:03:00 AM »
Damn Udie!
You kick ass..!!!!

Lets wait for your next project

"Ode II: Fork Tailed Devil" - Coming Soon!

Oh, and I already have income rights for this one!!!


Offline fats

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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2000, 06:01:00 PM »
Udie,

you write almost as good poems as you do vulches on ditching aircraft.


//fats

Offline CptTrips

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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2000, 08:24:00 PM »
(Wabbit pulls his violin out of its case and follows behind fats playing a plaintive melody as fats wails about his unjust treatment flailing his arms about.  The slings and arrows of very bad men.  His stats  wounded to the core....)


 
Toxic, psychotic, self-aggrandizing drama queens simply aren't worth me spending my time on.