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Offline Commander rialbh

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« Reply #105 on: July 16, 2002, 03:47:11 PM »
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He can always use another account when he needs credibility.

Not that credibility here is all that important...


Only a true dweeb would do that.
I b'lieve in havin' one account!

Now you shut yer trap you big mo-ron. When I want your 'pinion I'll knock it out of you. Now go to the beach or something. Chase those lil island women around. And post some photos of'em!

Shoo!

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« Reply #106 on: July 16, 2002, 04:00:05 PM »
The Boy Who Cried Wolf
 
There once was a shepherd boy who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village sheep. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, "Wolf! Wolf! The Wolf is chasing the sheep!"

The villagers came running up the hill to help the boy drive the wolf away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no wolf. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces.

"Don't cry 'wolf', shepherd boy," said the villagers, "when there's no wolf!" They went grumbling back down the hill.

Later, the boy sang out again, "Wolf! Wolf! The wolf is chasing the sheep!" To his naughty delight, he watched the villagers run up the hill to help him drive the wolf away.

When the villagers saw no wolf they sternly said, "Save your frightened song for when there is really something wrong! Don't cry 'wolf' when there is NO wolf!"

But the boy just grinned and watched them go grumbling down the hill once more.

Later, he saw a REAL wolf prowling about his flock. Alarmed, he leaped to his feet and sang out as loudly as he could, "Wolf! Wolf!"

But the villagers thought he was trying to fool them again, and so they didn't come.

At sunset, everyone wondered why the shepherd boy hadn't returned to the village with their sheep. They went up the hill to find the boy. They found him weeping.

"There really was a wolf here! The flock has scattered! I cried out, "Wolf!" Why didn't you come?"

An old man tried to comfort the boy as they walked back to the village.

"We'll help you look for the lost sheep in the morning," he said, putting his arm around the youth, "Nobody believes a liar...even when he is telling the truth!"

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The End :)
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« Reply #107 on: July 16, 2002, 04:27:37 PM »
That, K, is exactly my point.

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« Reply #108 on: July 16, 2002, 04:46:22 PM »
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At sunset, everyone wondered why the shepherd boy hadn't returned to the village with their sheep. They went up the hill to find the boy. They found him weeping.

"There really was a wolf here! The flock has scattered! I cried out, "Wolf!" Why didn't you come?"

An old man tried to comfort the boy as they walked back to the village.

"We'll help you look for the lost sheep in the morning," he said, putting his arm around the youth, "Nobody believes a liar...even when he is telling the truth!"
 


Where is the part where the wolf eats alive the boy and all the sheep? :(

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« Reply #109 on: July 16, 2002, 05:16:37 PM »
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Where is the part where the wolf eats alive the boy and all the sheep? :(


that was too UN - PC :)

new & improved 2002 version - nobody gets hurt, nobody dies.

he learns his lesson and everyone lives happily ever after

oh yeah...
the government subsides his loss & he starts to receive a monthy check, "just til he gets on his feet again "

LOL
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« Reply #110 on: July 16, 2002, 05:31:10 PM »
LOL

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oh yeah...
the government subsides his loss & he starts to receive a monthy check, "just til he gets on his feet again "

LOL
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« Reply #111 on: July 16, 2002, 11:10:50 PM »
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He can always use another account when he needs credibility.

Not that credibility here is all that important...


I'll bet that he already has a dozen of them :)

Elfenwolf = Tahgut = Sandman = Animal

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« Reply #112 on: July 16, 2002, 11:20:52 PM »
I have just the one account.
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« Reply #113 on: July 17, 2002, 09:50:45 AM »
Me too


sandman-SBM

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« Reply #114 on: December 09, 2004, 10:29:47 AM »
True classic... :D