Just a joke

[Russian]

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are exchanging stories on how they died.
  1st woman; I froze to death.
  2nd woman; How terrible!
  1st woman; It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold' I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
  2nd woman; I died a massive heart attach. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
  1st woman; So what happen next?
  2nd woman; I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I start running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.
  1st woman; Too bad you didn't look in the freezer--- we'd both
still be alive.

[Hawklore]

LOL

[CyranoAH]

Here's another one, enjoy:

Cell phone rings in a sauna, and a man picks it up:

- "Hello?"
- "Darling? Is that you? I can barely hear you"
- "What?"
- "Are you in the sauna?"
- "Yes"
- "Ah ok sweetie. I was doing some shopping and I came across this beautiful mink coat. It's on sale and for only $5000 and I was wondering..."
- "Sure, and buy a nice purse to go with it, an extra $600 won't hurt"

- "You are a jewel, honey... now, I also saw this incredibly good looking Mercedes and it's my favourite color, and for only $70.000!"
- "Go ahead, but make sure you get all the extras, those cars are very spartan and the extras are a must"
- "Oh my! You are so generous! "

- "Well then there was the thing with my mother... you wouldn't mind her moving in with us.... just for a couple of months for a start?"
- "Of course not, she can stay with us for as long as she wishes"
- "You make me sooo happy, I love you so much. I'll see you later, bye! "

The man hangs up and shouts:

- "Whose phone is this?"

Daniel

[CyranoAH]

. doh, double post