Funny - I know an aweful lot of Russians. Ive found every one of them to be self centered, rude, abnoxious, and stinky.
An American, a German, and a Russian are in a restaurant.
The waitress comes by and asks the American what he would like to eat. He orders a Porterhouse, medium rare, and a bottle of Becks lager.
The waitress scouls and informs the American than the latest beef shippment was contaminated, and they are all out of Becks.
He asks what they do have and she replys "Since we have no more Becks or beef, you'll have to settle for a Caeser Salad and a Coors Light."
The American responds: "Whats a 'Salad'?"
The German responds: "Vat's ah 'Coors'?"
The Russian responds: "What's a 'No'?"