Sorry to disappoint you arlo, but I don't do much chasing, and I never bawl.
I do laugh my bellybutton off at the cheeziness of it all at times though.
Month or so ago, I upped from a base under attack in a p51b with only 25% fuel. I killed 3 mossies and some other plane I don't remember. I then gave chase to a higher d9 and he just kept running. I am down to 1/8 fuel left, so I chop throttle and head back to base. He loops over and cames screaming back in on my 6. I let him get to d1.5, max throttle, barrel roll and am on his 6. He runs again, so I again chop throttle and give him my six. Did this 3 more times and each time he lost the advatange and ran. I then run out of fuel and had to ditch.
Then over Ch1, this tool starts in on how he 0wn3d this 51 that had to intentionally disco to save his ass. I hadn't laughed that hard in a long time.