Author Topic: Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work? (Read 1588 times)

Gunthr · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2003, 03:47:45 PM »

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I've been teasing the wife about it, saying that as she has been tired alot, and sick, from being pregnant our bedroom activity has slowed considerably. If I hand her a few resumes from some Swedish hotties I have found then I have the feeling that two things will happen:

- Curval

It might be better to switch to a different kind of teasing... you might be laying the groundwork for trouble later on!

For instance, I told my wife the other day that if she didn't get more frisky I would trade her in for six (8) years olds... hehe she didn't think that was too funny

Eagler · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2003, 03:48:24 PM »

never forget the "Ross" experience possibility ... your wife may do well without you

Nifty · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2003, 03:49:13 PM »

I dunno what kinda friends you have, but sheesh, I wouldn't want a friend who wouldn't fly wingman for me. What's with the world today, people don't check 6 for you when you need it, and your buddies won't feed the dog so you can score the hottie! Crying shame I tell ya!

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #18 on:** June 30, 2003, 03:54:41 PM »

Exactly Nifty.

I would have flown wingman... Im just imagining those 30 extra lbs in the right places.

Dux · « **Reply #19 on:** June 30, 2003, 03:56:59 PM »

Is it required that you have kids or be married to have a hot Swedish Nanny work for you? Do the agencies check?

...cuz I wuz thinkin'...

capt. apathy · « **Reply #20 on:** June 30, 2003, 05:27:00 PM »

you forgot option #3

3. she suspects you're doing wrong even though you aren't, and in a hormone induced rage kills you or cuts off vital organs.

play it very carefully around pregnant women(especially the last 3 months) they are running on pure hormones at that point, no thought at all. if she even 'feels' that something is wrong it will be your fault for making her feel that way.

btw- don't worry about the bedroom thing, it usually picks up to an awsome level the last couple months.

JB73 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 30, 2003, 05:31:28 PM »

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Exactly Nifty.

I would have flown wingman... Im just imagining those 30 extra lbs in the right places.

oooohhh to go back in time to 1992 LOL

i woulda told the two of em to hit the road like ASAP

Ps. you wouldn't BELIEVE the flirting they were doing... i was on the edge of the pool sittin there talking with my bud and she purposely dove into the water basically nekid RIGHT over my head 3X or more

REGRET OF MY LIFE LOL

midnight Target · « **Reply #22 on:** June 30, 2003, 06:46:26 PM »

Was reading a book once ... forget the author, anyway he said that you always remember the women you didn't sleep with better than the ones you did.

I just figured that was because it was a shorter list, but maybe thats just me..

Bodhi · « **Reply #23 on:** June 30, 2003, 06:52:29 PM »

Have to agree with mignight target on this one... it seems I have the chase disease.... chase chase chase... bed and forget!

Octavius · « **Reply #24 on:** June 30, 2003, 07:42:00 PM »

Shoot, If I can come down to Bermuda, I'll be anything for you Curval

even a sexy nanny

Thorns · « **Reply #25 on:** June 30, 2003, 09:35:42 PM »

Geez......CALL VULCAN and see if his Aunt is in need of a 100k a year nanny job.........she would be an amazing nanny.

Thorns

Mathman · « **Reply #26 on:** July 01, 2003, 12:09:02 AM »

Curval,

I may be mistaken, but I believe the white slavery trade is much more underground than the AH BBS. You might want to be a bit more discreet and try some other avenues of inquiry.

Maniac · « **Reply #27 on:** July 01, 2003, 02:17:26 AM »

Skuzzy, you better lock this thread before i let go some Swedish teen girl storys

sling322 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 01, 2003, 03:30:13 AM »

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Originally posted by Thorns
Geez......CALL VULCAN and see if his Aunt is in need of a 100k a year nanny job.........she would be an amazing nanny.

Thorns

I will vouch for Vulcan's relative's hottness. She looks very good topless as well.

Curval · « **Reply #29 on:** July 01, 2003, 07:27:32 AM »

Ummm...$100,000k a year ain't happening no matter how hot she is.

Math...lol, but you need to look at Saudi Arabia etc for white slaves, not Bermuda. We pay for services rendered here.

Octavius, being as we are roomates for the Con, this will give me a chance to evaluate your potential employment. My wife has requested a few "candid" pics.

She is "into" the idea of a Swedish nanny btw. Only trouble is in her mind he would be named Lars and should be trained in erotic Swedish massage. The tables have turned.