Originally posted by skernsk
BTW why are you looking at my tight pants? you queer?
Nah man I'm not gay, but I learned long ago to never rule out all potential possibilities. I only noticed your tight jeans because the blinking neon thread they're stitched with just screamed "Look at my crotch, Look at my crotch, Look at my crotch" over and over again.
Where DID you buy them? On vacation at The Alamo? I MUST get a pair... Are they available in a 52 in. waist, 26 in. inseam?