Author Topic: Fake Boobies (Read 2113 times)

Dowding · « **on:** August 08, 2003, 04:50:22 AM »

This isn't a blatant attempt to get ToS breaking pictures onto this BBS, but is in fact a sincere, honest and adult discussion about a thing (or things) that have suddenly become very important to me. I seek enlightenment from those that know.

The story:

Boy(me) meets girl and proceeds to pull her (English colloquial for 'pick-up] I guess). She says she has a young son, but since I was a staying at a friend's flat (who happened to hook with a gaggle of 20 year old student nurses, the bastige) it didn't really matter - nothing was going to happen. So after taking her number we go our separate ways. I rings her mobile, which she had left at home, so she could have my number.

Next day I get a phone call from a number I don't recognise. Answering it, I find it is a bloke who claims to be the girl's fiance asking who I am. I say "Nevermind who I am, who are you?" He wants to know what happened the previous night - I tell him to ask the girl and that's that.

The girl rings me an hour later saying she is sorry that I got the call, but she is separated from the guy. I'm a bit wary by now - they seem to be still sharing the house, although he works away during the week. In fact, I pretty much say thanks but no thanks to the whole situation. And forget about it for 6 months.

Until last week. She text messages me asking how I am, explaining that her and the fiance had tried one last time up until April, but now it is over and he has moved out. The guy lives with his mother at the weekend and their son stays there with him during that time.

That seems truthful so I agree to go for a drink. I'm not wanting anything serious (partly because she has a young son) but maybe she has the same in mind. She then tells me she had a boob job. Just like that. Now, whereas before I was going to make it clear to her that a serious relationship was not possible and therefore risk not getting anywhere with her, the temptation of the fake boobies is proving to be very nearly irresistible.

So the dilemma is - do I drop what principles I have in the name of silicon or do I stand...err... firm and be honest and truthful? Would it be worth it?

Maniac · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2003, 04:59:49 AM »

Do her once then dump her...

_Schadenfreude_ · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2003, 05:12:22 AM »

If you don't you're going to end up on the wrong side of 50 drinking warm beer and eating pork scratchings and saying if only I'd...........

Wilfrid · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2003, 05:46:40 AM »

What they said mate.

sling322 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2003, 06:04:20 AM »

Awwww look....Dowding has a crush. And its on a girl this time.

Heh....boobs are boobs. If you arent a baby using them for nutrition they really dont serve that much of a purpose. They are nice to look at and play with but whether they are real or not doesnt make that much of a difference.

DiabloTX · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2003, 06:09:34 AM »

Europe: "Gee, uh, what should I do? Ummm, can't decide which part of me is guiding my feelings. I am so confused! What should I do?"

America: "Just do me baby!"

Dowding · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2003, 06:19:57 AM »

Heh. Doing the 'right thing' is important.

capt. apathy · « **Reply #7 on:** August 08, 2003, 06:27:42 AM »

hell, tell her the truth.
1. she's a single mother- so at least once in her life she enjoyed or at the very least was willing to take part in sex.
2. she reciently had a live in guy- so she has likely grown used to regular sex
3. she is reciently broken up- so she isn't likely getting the afore mentioned regular sex
4. it's very likely she's looking for the same thing you are (which might be why she even brought up the topic of fake titties, to sell you on the idea)

while she may also be looking for a permanent replacement for the boyfreind she may also just be looking to replace the sex for now, and have no interest in a relationship, in which case you lying, and acting like you're interestd in a relationship could scare her off costing you the sex, not sealing the deal. so that could go either way.

even if she is looking for a relationship, she may be willing to settle for the sex alone for now.

so tell her the truth, you have a better than 50/50 shot of it working out better for you. and if it does work out you get to be the 'freind with privilages', a much better situation if all you are interested in is the sex.
1. you don't have to spend as much cash or do the whole 'dating ritual'
2. she wont be as likely to go into nagging or crazy mode trying to change you. (why should she care if you have faults, you're not a future husband your just an '*uck-buddy')
3. when you stop seeing each other you can just stop seeing each other (and likely get together every now and then after that). you don't have to to the whole thing about how you are the POS who used her vulnerable situation of looking for someone to be a father for her kid...blah...blah ...blah, led her on, blah blah blah. you just say 'screw off, I told you I wasn't interested in any of that from the start'
4. you'll enjoy it a lot more if you don't have to lie to get it.
5. she won't bad-mouth you to her freinds about how you didn't live up to expectations she had for your future together.
6. and since you never pretended to be interested in the whole 'big future' thing, you are technically exempt from the not being able to date her freinds thing. so she could introduce you to lots of other potential uck-buddys.

all that aside you also don't have to be a liar

Maniac · « **Reply #8 on:** August 08, 2003, 06:32:29 AM »

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1. you don't have to spend as much cash or do the whole 'dating ritual'

Ho Ho Ho said Santa...

Bonden · « **Reply #9 on:** August 08, 2003, 06:39:57 AM »

One woman I remember the most vividly, is the beauty I let slip through my fingers - go for it

WestyAH · « **Reply #10 on:** August 08, 2003, 06:47:51 AM »

Go rent the movie Fatal Attraction before you do anything further. While it's not a mirror image of you situation it does show you the possibilites of getting involved with someone that has "issues"

DiabloTX · « **Reply #11 on:** August 08, 2003, 07:33:28 AM »

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Originally posted by WestyAH
it does show you the possibilites of getting involved with someone that has "issues"

That describes every woman on the planet.

SLO · « **Reply #12 on:** August 08, 2003, 07:33:53 AM »

I'm with westy here.....

women and Issue's.....just not a good combo:eek:

capt. apathy · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2003, 07:55:02 AM »

women and 'issues' may not be a good combo. but they always are a combo. not just women either, we all bring baggage with us where ever we go. men just pack lighter.

Swoop · « **Reply #14 on:** August 08, 2003, 08:00:55 AM »

Jesus Dowd, the very fact that you have to ask makes me wanna bring up that old thread..........

Aw Skuzzy, unlock it! just for one last punt?