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Offline boxboy28

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« Reply #45 on: August 08, 2003, 02:41:20 PM »
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No bullpen is much worse.  You spend a lot of of time and effort warming up but you may never get to "take the mound".


thats a classic and my new sig line!  TY :D
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« Reply #46 on: August 08, 2003, 05:57:25 PM »
Do her, BUT since you got these wise guides from fellow BBS members, i suggest you take digicam with you  and share the result ok?

I mean, few photos of her naked is little for these good tips you got. :D
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« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2003, 06:01:12 PM »
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Do her, BUT since you got these wise guides from fellow BBS members, i suggest you take digicam with you  and share the result ok?

I mean, few photos of her naked is little for these good tips you got. :D


Yeah, and if something goes wrong, we can all analyze it and give you an advise for the future.
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« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2003, 07:31:16 PM »
Not only that but I would consider it proof that youre only bi instead of 100% 3 dollar bill.
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« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2003, 08:19:27 PM »
Do her boobs..Then get the hell out!
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« Reply #50 on: August 08, 2003, 09:18:32 PM »
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Do her once then dump her...



well said. take pics if you can:D
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« Reply #51 on: August 09, 2003, 12:45:19 AM »
Silicon?  Disappointing.  With any luck they are Saline which feel much more real.  Dowding, you're acting like you've never had your hands on fake boobs before.  Are fake boobs a rarity in your neck of the woods or do you just not get out much?
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« Reply #52 on: August 09, 2003, 06:26:24 AM »
Fake boobs are pretty rare in these parts - in fact I don't know of anybody who has them or come across them (no pun intended, SirLoin). In the US, I know its very common, hence this post.

Heh. I do have a Nokia 3650 cell fone BTW. It does video and still digi pics. ;)
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« Reply #53 on: August 09, 2003, 07:07:51 AM »
Depends if the real thing is......um, no I'll shut up now.

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« Reply #54 on: August 09, 2003, 12:11:41 PM »
I'll have to concur with Mr. Swoop on this.
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« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2003, 05:34:01 PM »
I hate to be the voice of reason, but shouldn't you find out how big this 'ex-boyfriend' who is still living with her is?
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« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2003, 06:12:39 PM »
Put down the sheep and put on your glasses.  Now go read the original post again, he moved back to his parents.

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« Reply #57 on: August 09, 2003, 06:15:49 PM »
Dowding?  Where is your update?  And the pics?  

Your manhood is at stake here...  do us proud.  

(PS:  Extra points if you shouted 'Check Six Dweeb!' during the course of the act.)
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« Reply #58 on: August 09, 2003, 08:34:05 PM »
fake tits feel like fake tits. If you can get over that then PORK away!! :)


I have to say i prefer a smaller pair of real ones than a big pair of fake ones but of course there can be exceptions to this rule ;)

dowding just go have a shag and stop analysing it too much. Dont promis stuff you wont deliver and you cant be thought of badly when it all comes to an end.

Btw all experiences ive had with single mums has been a bit of a pain in the neck! its good at first, single mums love to get kinky usually! hehe but it soon becomes a lot more complicated than a single non-mum relationship. The dad has an element of control over the girl with the kids usually and if hes a complete banana, which they usually are they can make things difficult and can be the cause of untold rows, and judging by the fact he rang you up that night you got yourself a prize one there.

Steer clear if she tries to get serious for your own sanity.

best advice i can give
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« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2003, 05:09:40 AM »
Don't warn him off!!! Sheesh guys this could keep going till December if the recipe is right - Crazy single mom, great sex, jealous boyfriend, bit of bunny boiling - hell if they move in together this could break the 1000 mark in posts!!!

GO FOR IT DOWDING!!

( Take pics)
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