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Offline B17Skull12

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« on: August 22, 2003, 01:21:44 PM »
ROFLMAO. I CANT GET MY LOCKER CODE RIGHT. picked up my books today. and i get locker go to it......... i cant open it and ive got combo. then my dad tries he gets it open and closes it and i try again..... CANT OPEN IT LOL.:rolleyes: so im not going to use my locker i guess and not to mention it is on the very bottom.:mad:



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Offline Westy

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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2003, 01:35:58 PM »
...and your nekkid, everyone is staring/glaring/giggling at you and then the bell rings for class to start and you STILL can't get your locker open while your friend/Dad/class bully can.


It's been over 20 years but I had the same dream you did too!

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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2003, 01:42:13 PM »
3 to the right 1 to the left (or 2...cant remember its summer) then straight to last...


simple ****


though i do know people who cant do it...its strange
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2003, 01:44:38 PM »
Well, your Dad will never be able to teach you how to open it.  You said yourself you don't like to get help.  That if you're doing something wrong you want to figure it out yourself until you get it right.  I should read about you in the news a week from now.  If you hold true to your word, you'll be found dead in front  of your locker right about then.
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2003, 01:49:36 PM »
Just wait until you go off on Christmas vacation for two weeks, then come back and can't remember the numbers at all.

Not that it happened to me or anything. :p
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2003, 02:05:18 PM »
His dad never had any children that lived................... :p  ;)




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Offline slimm50

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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2003, 02:10:53 PM »
Can't manipulate a combo lock, and you want to fly an aeroplane???
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Offline B17Skull12

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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2003, 02:14:32 PM »
never learned how to do those kinda locks
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2003, 10:44:25 PM »
Beefcake is that you?
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2003, 10:49:27 PM »
So how did you survive Band Camp?
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Offline jamusta

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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2003, 10:53:08 PM »
He used his flute.....
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Offline Mini D

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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2003, 10:57:14 PM »
You think the lockers in Jr. High are tough... just wait until you get to High School.

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Offline Charon

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« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2003, 11:22:41 AM »
Let me guess. Your sneakers have the velcro straps :)

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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2003, 12:30:46 PM »
Come on guys don't be so hard on him,  he did find his locker....
Right?  It is your locker right Skull?
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Re: locker code thing cant get ohh watermelon i just give up.
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2003, 12:36:52 PM »
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Originally posted by B17Skull12
ROFLMAO. I CANT GET MY LOCKER CODE RIGHT. picked up my books today. and i get locker go to it......... i cant open it and ive got combo. then my dad tries he gets it open and closes it and i try again..... CANT OPEN IT LOL.:rolleyes: so im not going to use my locker i guess and not to mention it is on the very bottom.:mad:



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Do not fear. You are guranteed a career in either the civilian nuclear power field or as a lifetime career democrat with a presidential bid in your mid '50s. :)

Trying to think back to the haze of 'locker school' (that's Jr. High and/or High school, right?) I'd say you need to start using your head. This is a perfect example of the perfect excuse to spend the entire school day reading (get ready - book titles not adjusted to current standards):

H.P. Lovecraft
J.R.R. Tolkien
Edgar Rice Burroughs (okay the book cover sucked me in I was in Jr. High school - what do you expect?)
ASL rulebook (it paid off in its own way - Cs in English comp. but West Coast champ in ASL for a couple of years = free ASL stuff)
Harry Harrison
Arthur C. Clarke
Joe Haldeman
Ray Bradbury
Robert A. Heinlein
Etc.

I'd actually do this. God knows what they are actually making you kids read today. History books titled along the lines of: 'Sally's Two Moms single handedly save the peace loving peasants of democratic Vietnam from Yankee Air Pirates and the dire threat of a capitalist system and then have a violent threesome with World Hero Jane Fonda afterwards'. Don't laugh, it's probably not far from the truth. Sally's 2nd Mom is probably 1/4 Native American, etc.

:)

If you could - please list your English lit. reading list. I'm honestly curious. Also, what grade are you?

Mike/wulfie

(edit: Missed Bradbury and Heinlein!)
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