*O'Club* Diplomacy, Spring 1907:Breathing Room for the Kaiser

[Wanker]

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In the Major development of the year, the Russian fleet, source of much worry to the Germans, has finally been eliminated. That, coupled with the French capture of Norway(again), gives the Kaiser some breathing room in the north. With the liberation of Scandinavia from the yoke of Russian control, the Franco-German alliance have the ability to directly threaten St. Petersburg within a year.

All is not well in Germany, however. The Kaiser still faces a formidable Russo-Turkish army corps in southern and eastern Germany. Can the Germans hold Munich?

Archduke Sikboy continues to be a thorn in the side of both Turkey and Russia, forcing both countries to commit forces to deal with the threat. If the Austrian army in Galicia can get into the Russian interior, there is no end to the havoc it can create.

In the south, France, Italy and Turkey continue to search for the right moves to find the crack in each other's armor. Will Italy be able to hang on to Tunis in the fall?

Respectfully submitted,

Master banana

[Sikboy]

That is correct! The filthy Russian potatos retreated from the field at Galacia when they saw the approach of General Sikboy and his Budapest Irregulars.

Cowards.

-Sik

[crabofix]

Reported by the Turkish news agency: The Dervish.

"The streets of Istambul was filled with dancing and singing Turks as The Great Sultan Crabofix of Turkey annonced that peace had been accomplished with the French."

During a pressconferance inside his harem, The Great Sultan also told the Press: "The French People have suffered as well as The Turkish, we are now the best of friends and he is my best pal, ever!" Sultan Crabofix was refearing to Präsident Tarmac of France.

There has been rumours though, that all French units have deserted, forcing the Präsident to capitulate to the Sultan.
Another rumour that has been circulating, is that Präsident Tarmac is to be sold on the Slave market in Ankara, the day after tomorrow.