Well... maybe a little imature but... Driving home from the ex's to see the granddaughter... there is a stop light that is on an incline.. enough that my big ol El Camino would roll back into the next county if I let it. I allways seem to get caught at it and so end up in neutral with my foot on the brake.
Woman pulls up behind me in some little 4 wheel drive station wagon thingie.... I mean RIGHT behind me.. She is on the phone of course and searching for something in the car of the utmost importance.
light turns green... I start to heel to the brake and gas and slip the six speed into first..
she stops her frantic search ane with her free hand (the one not holding the cell phone), she lays into the horn.
I decided that she wanted me to leave rapidly... brought up the r's to 3 grand and dumped the clutch.... feathered the throttle so that I would stay about still and not roll backwards.
When I got 25 yards away I still couldn't see her get out of the cloud of fragarant dunlop tire essence... I really hope those sticky dunlops picked up a lot of loose rocks off the pavement along with all the little black rubber flecks.
Oh well... gave her something interesting to bore the person on the other end of her cell phone with.
lazs