This pic should kill two birds with one stone... putting the "trolling" questions to rest I hope, and at the same time answering Creamo's post in language that he can understand.

Yegads tho. Who would troll about something like this? Weird. But nah... I laughed when I read your reply Creamo... It
was an
incredibly stupid thing to do. I didn't do this "over a girl" though, as if I needed to pick up a heroin habit in order to win her over or something absurd like that. She did it, I tried it out, and that's pretty much it. And the money...yeah that does suck but I made it when I wasn't all there... I've done everything at 10% capacity for so so long. Clean, I'll get it back. If not, oh well. It's the least of my problems at any rate. Hmm...I did say posts like this were entertaining....and if you really did "lol", my work here is done.
Thanks SO much everyone for all the kind words, support and emails! It came as a total suprise to me just how much a simple "good luck" and "my prayers are with you" ended up really making me feel better, a LOT better, about this entire thing. It choked me up reading the posts here to be honest. I haven't let anyone in on my little secret, and seeing the responses here makes things... much more real. I don't know how I've gotten away with this for so long, with practically nobody (but you guys now) knowing the extent of it... or even close to it. This is a big relief to me, somehow. Like a long exhail.
The suggestions re detox/rehab centers is a great idea. I want to try and kick this on my own for the time being... but if I fail even just once I'll be checking into one of those immediately- without a doubt. I'm worn out and sick of this... so whatever it takes is what it'll take.
It's day 3.... I feel like complete hell so I'm gonna take a break from typing, but I'll be checking in and writing again later to maybe respond a bit more specifically to the posts here and to let you know how things are going.
Thanks for 'listening' and thanks again for all of your support. It's incredible how much good this is doing me right now, and its taught me that if you're in a pickle, share it. It helps. A great bunch of guys you all are.