An off-duty canine police officer was walking his work dog down the sidewalk, on a leash, in his own neighborhood this morning. His dog, a German Shepard bred in the Czech Republic and who answers only to commands in German, had previously lost some of his teeth in the line of duty, and he now has stainless steel teeth (inplants) in front. (looks evil when he growls)
Another man was walking his two pitbulls across the street from the canine officer, but one of his dogs was not on a leash. This dog ran over to the canine dog and began aggresively barking at him. The canine officer kicked the dog away. The pitbull persisted, and the canine officer smacked it on the nose with the end of his work dog's leash.
The pitbull's owner saw this and ran across the street as the canine officer was walking away, and cold-cocked him in the side of the head.
I don't think I need to describe what happened next, other than to say that this man is my nominee for today's Darwin award...