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Offline hblair

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« Reply #120 on: November 04, 2003, 11:41:12 AM »
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Furthermore all you biblical scholars.... if the bible is the authority of morality and who and who can not be "ordained" as a holy man to lead god's soiled and retched flock into the promised land..

Well... you are all Onanners!

  8: And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
   9: And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
   10: And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

Genesis 38:4,8-10; 46:12; Numbers 26:19; 1 Chronicles 2:3)

Note: This is God telling a guy to go sleep with his brothers wife.

You see the LORD ALMIGHTY DOG, ALLAH, JEHOVA, ALI, THE GREAT CREATOR, ETERNAL SPIRIT, The DUDE...
Well, he doesn't like masturbators either... so if you have a noodle... and you've ever abused it out side of a wedlocked Vagina .. you're going to BURN IN THE BRIMSTONE FIRES OF HELL FOR ETERNITY!

I don't care what a priest says... they are all masturbators... which is just as an abmination in the eyes of god as a homosexual.

Ok well I don't believe in this B/S I'm just letting you what God told me last night while I was flogging my log and getting my behind beat to a rosey glow by Ma'dame Olga Dementrix.

Funny how the bible doesn't mention women lieing down with women being wrong... that's because.. the dudes who wrote that non-sense liked to watch lesbo acts and donkey shows.



Thre's so much wrong with your attempt here I don't have time. I'll make it as simple as possible. Read the book of hebrews.
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« Reply #121 on: November 04, 2003, 11:48:39 AM »
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Can people not accept that their lifestyle goes against the teachings of the bible? What's the big deal?



Can people not accept that for some, homosexuality is not a lifestyle?
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« Reply #122 on: November 04, 2003, 11:52:11 AM »
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How does it affect my personal relationship? It doesn't directly.

It affects Christianity and the perception people have of it.

It erodes core beliefs of Christianity.

It moves attention away from God and places it on an individual.



As a child my pastor said something that resonates to this day...

"If someone is between you and God, that person is closer to God than you are."
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« Reply #123 on: November 04, 2003, 11:57:25 AM »
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Typical fallacy.  The whole point of the New Testament is that the old law is no longer binding because of Christ.


So therefor "Gays are an abominantion" is no longer binding... because that's in the old law.

I love this logic...

God: "Hey guys... I made a mistake with the last convenant .. you know the one that said an eye-for-an-eye, vengence is mine,  you know the cutting the foreskin thing (can't believe you actually did that - I was just joking ... hahah! By the way... it's for her pleasure...That's what the Mrs wanted... yes there is a Mrs. G), Any way... to continue... the separation of dairy and meats, smearing blood on the doorway, plague, locust and damnation upon every one who does not believe in me... ok that's all null and void.. you don't have to do that any more... tell you what I'm sending this JC dude to you... he's my only son... he's going to explain everything.. tell you these simplistic stories so you'll understand what the "new deal" is all about.. he'll do some miracles...he's a reall cool dude... he's actually black.. but you can paint him as white, brown hair, with blue eyes... even though he's aramaic.. black hair, dark brown eyes, dark skinned..  you can crucify him when he really irritates you.. here's the new deal... you can sin all you want, do what ever you want.. just ask for forgiveness and believe in this dude and you'll be ok with me... now some of the old testiment applies.. and some of it doesn't... I won't tell you which parts... you can debate that amongst your selfs... ok well.. I have to go and do godly things.. because I work in mysterious ways ... no more burning bushes or Prophets any more... JC has it all covered... I'll be back by judgement day which is a millenium from now (haha figure that one out!) You dudes crack me up"

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« Reply #124 on: November 04, 2003, 12:04:50 PM »
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Can people not accept that for some, homosexuality is not a lifestyle?


And here's the whole crux of the issue. NO, a christian cannot just accept it. Bible says homosexuality is an abomination, and unnatural. That's a fact, there's no doubt about what it says. If a person is REALLY a christain and REALLY believes the bible is the inspired word of God, then how does he get around this point? Does he just ignore it? If he does is he really following the scripture? Be objective. Even a nonbeliever can see this. You'd think so anyway.
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« Reply #125 on: November 04, 2003, 12:05:23 PM »
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You obviously don't watch the discovery channel....
They had video of a tribe of monkies not only engaging in homosexual activities... but also incest... orgies... mutual masturbation... fornication with fruits and vegitables... porno pants and leather fetishes... as well as biker-type bondage and S&M...

(ok the S&M part I threw in because that's my kink  - hey don't knock it until you try it.. I'm sure if monkies had opposible thumbs they would be indulging in the more refined erotica)
:rofl


And what do apes have to do with us?
I mean besides sharing 99% of our DNA?
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« Reply #126 on: November 04, 2003, 12:07:39 PM »
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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
Can people not accept that for some, homosexuality is not a lifestyle?


NO:aok
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« Reply #127 on: November 04, 2003, 12:09:00 PM »
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And here's the whole crux of the issue. NO, a christian cannot just accept it. Bible says homosexuality is an abomination, and unnatural. That's a fact, there's no doubt about what it says. If a person is REALLY a christain and REALLY believes the bible is the inspired word of God, then how does he get around this point? Does he just ignore it? If he does is he really following the scripture? Be objective. Even a nonbeliever can see this. You'd think so anyway.



Very good point!!!!    I think you just summed it up:aok
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« Reply #128 on: November 04, 2003, 12:12:12 PM »
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So therefor "Gays are an abominantion" is no longer binding... because that's in the old law.

It's in the NT too.

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I love this logic...

Makes sense doesn't it?
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« Reply #129 on: November 04, 2003, 12:14:09 PM »
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Thre's so much wrong with your attempt here I don't have time. I'll make it as simple as possible. Read the book of hebrews.


It's about right and wrong isn't it...
it's so simple isn't.. yet how many denomination of Christians are there?

How many variations?

Are Mormons chrisitians?
Are Catholics chrisitians?
Are Fundamentalists christians?
Baptists? Prostitants?

Same religion? Same God?

They all read the same bible right?
Yet they all have a different interpretation of how God wants us to lead our lives... yet they read the very same book!

The Catholic religion cannonized the bible at the Council of Nicea to settle the Arian controversy in 325... what happen to the apocrypha writings? Possible holy scripture lost in antiquity.

All christian variations use the same book the Catholics created... Perhaps the C's distorted the very book that everyone reads today?

Or is it possible that God influenced those "holy" men to do the right thing... yet some how... he's abandoned the men of today.
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« Reply #130 on: November 04, 2003, 12:17:52 PM »
Sry there is No way to justify a man putting his wang up another mans arse.
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« Reply #131 on: November 04, 2003, 12:22:09 PM »
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Sry there is No way to justify a man putting his wang up another mans arse.


And how many of you have done this to a woman?
How is that different?

And hairiness is not what I'm talking about...
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« Reply #132 on: November 04, 2003, 12:24:47 PM »
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And how many of you have done this to a woman?
How is that different?

And hairiness is not what I'm talking about...


Are you having trouble seeing the difference between a man and woman?
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« Reply #133 on: November 04, 2003, 12:42:39 PM »
What part of my statement didn't you understand?

If you don't have a problem with your kids being around mentally ill people then let me go to a nut house and grab a patient and turn him loose in a room with your kids and we'll see what happens.

I would try to argue with you DmdNexus but I can tell you are in the "To Pity" category and I would be wasting my time.
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« Reply #134 on: November 04, 2003, 12:51:00 PM »
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Are you having trouble seeing the difference between a man and woman?


Just so I understand: butt sex is ok, as long its between a man and a woman?

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