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Offline Saurdaukar

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« on: November 13, 2003, 08:02:50 PM »
With the Central Intelligence Agency.

Wonder if Ill be able to drive black helicopters.

Keep your fingers crossed.

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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2003, 08:53:31 PM »
Enough of them fly over my house, I better start waving. :D

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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2003, 09:12:22 PM »
Last place they are going to want you to advertise your position is on the net. :rolleyes:

Good way to drop out of the position.
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2003, 09:20:00 PM »
they stole my pen back.
I was in 7th grade, found a nifty black pen.
said on the side CIA "good careers for good people" or something like that and a phone number. I showed it to this kid in band. Pointed it at him and started pressing the buttons on it, he actually screamed " dont point that thing at me and ran from the room." Put it in my locker. came back at lunch and it was gone.
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Offline Sarge1

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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2003, 09:47:55 PM »
you have the right to remain silent.....use it..

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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2003, 09:54:18 PM »
Make sure you post everything here so we can help you analyze it  
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« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2003, 10:11:29 PM »
They are not too strict with security on the bathroom usage usage anaylists from what I understand...

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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2003, 11:13:50 PM »
The Government is doing lots of recruiting here at the Univeristy of Georgia.  I would have gone to this event today if it wasnt for the fact that I have a 6pm class.  A job with the gov't is becoming increasingly attractive now that they passed the legislation that will forgive most if not all of your student loans.

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6:30 to 8:30 p.m.
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The panel is meant to increase awareness of career opportunities in all
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from the Departments of Defense, Homeland Security.

I plan on attending this one.


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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2003, 09:04:30 AM »
Are you married to a diplomat?

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Re: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2003, 09:07:44 AM »
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
With the Central Intelligence Agency.

Wonder if Ill be able to drive black helicopters.

Keep your fingers crossed.


right. they'll hier eyou on the spot when you tell them you saw an UFO:rofl

Offline OIO

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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2003, 09:26:00 AM »
you applied to be an analwhat? :D

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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2003, 09:37:20 AM »
Just keep your mouth shut during briefings...otherwise you will find yourself on a bumpy helocopter ride out to some Chinese/North Korean submarine whose Captain is attempting to defect.

I've seen it happen.
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2003, 09:44:56 AM »
Enjoy the Poly :)

Seriously though, if you get in drop me a line, I know some people.

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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2003, 11:13:30 AM »
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Originally posted by Maverick
Last place they are going to want you to advertise your position is on the net. :rolleyes:

Good way to drop out of the position.


Bah - youve seen to many movies.  No harm in mentioning the application at all.

I doubt anything will come of it, but well see.

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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2003, 01:25:42 PM »
I can only imagine the smell of funk and cabbage (kimchi) comming from a korean sub..  wouldn't be surprised if the US navy ditched sonar and used some type of olfactory detection system...  

:eek:


actually blowing his cover on a bulletin board is commonplace (Novak bastage)  in the CIA just ask the White House...  I bet he gets the job just for those merits alone..

No pun intended..


Have some kimchi today and keep the ladies away...



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