The worst that could be said is that, in Cuba, you were in jeopardy of receiving free health care whenever you needed it, an excellent education in one of the few countries that has 100% literacy, and a better chance of your baby sister being born and making it to her first birthday than if she had been born in Washington, DC.
-- Michael Moore, 3/31/00, A Letter of Apology to Elian Gonzales
This is a fun one. Let's see. 100% literacy, but no books to read. Free health care, but since the Doctors don't actually make money, you get what you pay for. And, most importantly, your baby sister may be alive at one, but she will never be able to visit Washington D.C. at any age.
Amazing how much stupidity this man can pack into one small paragraph. It is not so amazing that he has such a good business plan, the really amazing(and scary) thing is that so many ignorant people buy into his business plan.