You know you're a newbie when...

[Blue Mako]

Originally posted by Mini D
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• You and 3 of your squadies can't manage to kill the ack at a field.

Cruel.  Funny but cruel.

[SOB]

Damn, after three years I'm STILL a newbie!  And so are all of my squaddies!

[TimRas]

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• You never see the guy who shot you down
• You concentrate only on the con you see through your windscreen, ignoring everything else
• You start shooting from 2K distance
• You keep shooting until your guns are empty
• You never retract your landing gear because you wont bother to learn the keys
• You crash every time you try to take off or land on CV
• You ask question like: "How do I take off"
• You answer:"Press alt F4"
• Your start using your vox by saying: "radiocheck, radiocheck", every time
• You wonder why it sounds its always the same guy who speaks: "Check six"
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[Arlo]

Originally posted by moot

giving your six to cons is sometimes the only way to start an fun and dangerous fight.

Not if you let him get "well saddled."

[mrblack]

Originally posted by Mini D
[You and 3 of your squadies can't manage to kill the ack at a field.[/list] [/B]

Care to back it up with a squade duel?
or are you just flappin


If so please go to http://www.freebirdshome.com

And put in a request for a duel funny man.

[Mini D]

Not my fault you and your squad sucks mrblack (by your own admission).  All the scheduled challenging in the world won't solve that.

MiniD

[Arlo]

You mean this was a Freebirds joke all along? Heh.

• The player gets offended and takes it personal (usually either demanding a duel or threatening to send the film to HT) anytime anyone types anything to anyone about anything.

;) :D

p.s. No offense to the Freebirds ... just kinda found this funny. :aok

[mrblack]

Originally posted by Mini D
Not my fault you and your squad sucks mrblack (by your own admission).  All the scheduled challenging in the world won't solve that.

MiniD

I did not think you would accept.
So just keep on a flappin coward.

[mrblack]

Originally posted by Arlo
You mean this was a Freebirds joke all along? Heh.

• The player gets offended and takes it personal (usually either demanding a duel or threatening to send the film to HT) anytime anyone types anything to anyone about anything.

;) :D

p.s. No offense to the Freebirds ... just kinda found this funny. :aok [/B]

None taken Arlo:aok

[FBRaptor]

Originally posted by Mini D
Not my fault you and your squad sucks mrblack (by your own admission).  All the scheduled challenging in the world won't solve that.

MiniD

Geez, I hate to get sucked into this sorta thing but.......Minid u did not read what was said in the post u refer too. U are twisting words about deacking a field around. Let me set the record straight.......We have NO PROBLEM deacking fields, heck I can do it myself on a small field no problem. The issue he was talking about in that post u refer too is that on the fester map there was at least "one field" that seemed to have a glitch "one night" and even 20mm had a hard time killing a few acks. It was not a general comment, but a specific comment about "one field" on "one map" on "one night".

Secondly, although mr.black is a key member of our squad and a heck of a pilot, he does not always speak for the squad as a whole! He speaks for his opinions which the squad might, or might not feel the same. Point is......if you have an issue with something he says to you.......please keep it on a personal level and not squander group insults towards an entire squad of 43 people (the squad as a whole)! Thank you and good night.
                       FBRaptor  CO, FREEBIRD$ SQUAD #2

[Furball]

Im guilty to all the above, guess i'm a noob.

And who is that guy who keeps saying "check 6" to me anyway?  Is he trying to hit on me?

And my favourite tactic to lose someone saddled on my 6 is to pull straight up and climb on wep until i stall.

[Furball]

and mr.black... If i say you cant deack a v-base with 20 of your squaddie hoard, will you challenge 'Hornets' to a squad duel?

[Pooh21]

you scream hackor cause a 110 outturns your yak.

[Wadke]

you wonder why you keep ending up in the tower after shooting the GREEN  enema

[Mini D]

• You accuse a pilot who just had the back half of his plane shot off of "ramming" you.
• During a base attack, you dive in in hopes of getting one fuel tank before being destroyed by all the ack that's still up or the 10 fighters that are right behind you... and you believe being successfull is achieving that goal 50% of the time.
• You believe that how long you've played the game greatly outweighs how little you've learned while playing it.
• You've accused someone of HO'ing you right after you HO'd them.
• You believe that you and 10 of your squadies "porking" the fuel at a base before dieing is a successfull mission.
• You chase the bomber that just released his ord when 3 that haven't released yet are inbound