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Offline loony1

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« Reply #45 on: November 29, 2003, 04:42:28 PM »
you finally have enough perks for 262 and try to take off from a caped field thinking you have a speed advatage with it.:mad: :lol
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« Reply #46 on: November 29, 2003, 07:56:16 PM »
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Christ, this should be your squad motto.


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« Reply #47 on: November 29, 2003, 07:58:37 PM »
Any body And I do Mean ANYBODY who thinks there da CHIT.
Come challenge us at

http://www.freebirdshome.com

We back down from no squade
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« Reply #48 on: November 29, 2003, 08:19:47 PM »
MrBlack,

I used to think you were a troll because nobody was really that dumb.  Now... I'm not so sure.

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« Reply #49 on: November 29, 2003, 08:22:49 PM »
Eh ..... *ShruG*

Whatever method it takes to get hits to the site, I guess. I would suggest free porn, though.

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« Reply #50 on: November 29, 2003, 11:09:37 PM »
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I used to think you were a troll because nobody was really that dumb. Now... I'm not so sure


LMAO no MiniD hes a freebird :rofl  Nuff said


PS they tear up the ground with their lawndarts
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« Reply #51 on: November 30, 2003, 03:42:54 AM »
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LMAO no MiniD hes a freebird :rofl  Nuff said


PS they tear up the ground with their lawndarts


And ur just a jaw flapper:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #52 on: November 30, 2003, 03:44:16 AM »
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MrBlack,

I used to think you were a troll because nobody was really that dumb.  Now... I'm not so sure.

MiniD


And you sir are a jaw FLAPPER
if not come to our site and requeast a challenge.
Put up or shut up.
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« Reply #53 on: November 30, 2003, 09:46:04 AM »
* when you create a thread pointing out the characteristics of newbies
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« Reply #54 on: November 30, 2003, 09:54:44 AM »
Observation from the sidelines-

You know you're a newbie when you think that duels with cartoon airplanes actually mean anything?  Ok, that doesn't really work, does it.  Strike that, bad example.

I have always thought the "duel" thing was kind of weird (no offense to a specific person or group is intended, of course).  So you challenge someone to a duel and you

a) kick his arse.  Now you are the "winner," but what exactly have you won?  If I challenged someone to a duel over a disagreement about the moon being made of green cheese and I won, does this give credibility to my outlandish claim?  Like I said, weird.  

b) lose the duel.  You are disgraced beyond measure and no matter what the duel was about your credibility is in the trash can?  The guy who lost the green cheese duel was actually right, but since he lost the duel the community will be forced to admit the moon IS green cheese?  Silly.

Why not challenge someone to a Monopoly (TM) or Scrabble (TM) duel?  Arm wrestling?  Darts?  Acey Duecy?  Makes just as much sense as fighting cartoon airplanes.

Post-count duel? Hey, how about a bombastic rhetoric duel!  Oh,  y'all are doing that one already.  How do you decide who is the winner? :)


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« Reply #55 on: November 30, 2003, 09:58:59 AM »
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Tzr steals kills  :) :aok



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« Reply #56 on: November 30, 2003, 11:24:43 AM »
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* when you create a thread pointing out the characteristics of newbies
  • Or post in it.

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« Reply #57 on: November 30, 2003, 12:40:54 PM »
You are a noob when: -

Whenever anyone says anything about you, you direct them to your squad website with the words "CHALLENGE US!" where there isn't a challenge facility, but really hoping that they will feel guilty about your pitiful squad and click on your paypal donation button.

(sorry FB's, nothing against the rest of you, i know the majority of you are reasonable ;))
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« Reply #58 on: November 30, 2003, 03:43:49 PM »
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You are a noob when: -

Whenever anyone says anything about you, you direct them to your squad website with the words "CHALLENGE US!" where there isn't a challenge facility, but really hoping that they will feel guilty about your pitiful squad and click on your paypal donation button.

(sorry FB's, nothing against the rest of you, i know the majority of you are reasonable ;))


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« Reply #59 on: November 30, 2003, 04:45:33 PM »
You Go for the HO, miss the shot, then ram the NME plane, Die, then ***** on channel 1 that the nme rammed you, Then to add salt to the wound, your wingman goes for the HO, miss the shot, then rams the NME plane, Dies, now he is on channel 1 *****ing about being rammed. Now to Dnoobs on channel 1 *****ing about being rammed after they miss a HO shot...

IKON "King of the Noobs" :)