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Offline SOB

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« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2003, 11:15:26 AM »
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[mr black] does not always speak for the squad as a whole!

Christ, this should be your squad motto.
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Re: You know you're a newbie when
« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2003, 11:32:18 AM »
You just described more than 75% of the porkers in the Main Arena. Unfortunately, most of them can hit a fuel tank that is just sitting there.

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During a base attack, you dive in in hopes of getting one fuel tank before being destroyed by all the ack that's still up or the 10 fighters that are right behind you... and you believe being successfull is achieving that goal 50% of the time.

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« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2003, 11:36:57 AM »
  • You think 5 friendly spitfires chasing one enemy P-51 is the right thing to do.
  • You've ever said "do you want to join my squad?" to 10 people in 1 hour.
  • You think you should be doing good in AH because "you're really good at flight sims".

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« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2003, 12:54:05 PM »
your a newbie if your kicking and screaming about the horrible gv damage model on this game and saying that the guy who killed you is a hacker.  
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Offline Boozer

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« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2003, 12:59:19 PM »
...you argue about your skillz on a bulliten board

Offline wetrat

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« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2003, 01:14:40 PM »
mrblack, you should challenge AoM to a duel :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2003, 02:21:49 PM »
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  • You believe the best way to get help when running from a con at 5k is to drag him over a lower friendly.
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No..this is the best way to get the con to attack the other guy so that you can get away.  Admirable tactic IMHO.  :)
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« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2003, 02:54:41 PM »
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you wonder why you keep ending up in the tower after shooting the GREEN  enema :p


Already got it! Neener neener neeener!

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Re: You know you're a newbie when
« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2003, 03:02:20 PM »
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  • You've accused someone of HO'ing you right after you

HO'd them[/list] [/B]


LOL.  And, . . .

  • You finally get enough perks to fly a 262; so, you lift off in your new jet and HO everything in sight.
:rolleyes: :lol


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« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2003, 04:05:50 PM »
  • You think a squaddies rank in a previous tour should mean something.
  • The only way you can respond to a question/challenge on the BB is with a :)  or a :aok

Offline mrblack

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Re: You know you're a newbie when...
« Reply #40 on: November 27, 2003, 04:44:25 PM »
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  • You think a squaddies rank in a previous tour should mean something.
  • The only way you can respond to a question/challenge on the BB is with a :)  or a :aok
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You'r more than welcome to challenge us as well.

http://www.freebirdshome.com

Or like the rest of these cyber cowards keep on a flappin:aok

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« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2003, 06:32:36 PM »
  • When you don't understand why people fly anything else than a pony, niki or a lala.
  • When you don't understand the above statement (heheh).
  • When you care for rank.
  • When you post messages here to become senior.


Of the above statements:
1 is a shot in my own foot
1 is serious, but placed on the pointy end of a hook.
1 is ded serious

Have at it!

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Re: You know you're a newbie when...
« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2003, 06:39:46 PM »
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  • You think a squaddies rank in a previous tour should mean something.
  • The only way you can respond to a question/challenge on the BB is with a :)  or a :aok
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;) :aok

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Re: Re: You know you're a newbie when...
« Reply #43 on: November 27, 2003, 06:54:38 PM »
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Care to back it up with a squade duel?
or are you just flappin
:D

If so please go to http://www.freebirdshome.com

And put in a request for a duel funny man.



Sore spot I guess:D :lol :rofl

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« Reply #44 on: November 27, 2003, 10:36:14 PM »
Tzr steals kills  :) :aok