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Offline mrblack

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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2003, 03:56:55 PM »
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MUh AWW WAA now you must come clean the coke off my monitor:rofl
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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2003, 04:06:23 PM »
Enjoying the spin the the media is unintentionally putting on it.

Interviews with others cops have invoked some pretty heated responses about how the criminals are treated better than the cops trying to arrested them, etc.

EDIT:  Just heard the audio of the tape - the cops repeatedly shout "Stay back!" before attacked and "Put your hands behind your back!" repeatedly while they are trying to subdue him.

Whats Albert saying?  "Come here white boy" etc, etc.

Hmm...
« Last Edit: December 01, 2003, 04:09:09 PM by Saurdaukar »
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« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2003, 04:17:40 PM »
Pilgrams Pride Chicken stock dropped after news of his demise.
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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2003, 04:19:53 PM »
*BAM BAM BAM* Would have been my response.
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« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2003, 04:47:54 PM »
everytime i see or hear soemone call COPS ABUSE..i laff my asssss off..

firsat have you guys seen the video..omg what a dum assc fat man... he charged the cops swiningn..lmfao.he deserved the beat down..( oya,,the guy was on PCP!!)...PCP and being 400lbs..hes luky he wasnt shot rigth there..


but..

A few years ago..on a COPS episode  they drag this skrawny white guy into jail....he starts to try and make a "break" form inside the detention room.!!...

hes swingin..pushn ect to get out of the room....there is 4 cops in there...

well the cops.."restrain" himm..basically bringing him down..and the knee on the back of the head...

by this time..the perp has 4 cops standing on him to stop him from struggln.....

he says,,which is audible..

"I was just kidding"...


LMFAO...

try that one next tiem you start runnen from the cops and get caught...


"I WAS JUST KIDDING"!!!!


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Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2003, 05:09:49 PM »
"preliminary autopsy results reveal enlarged heart, drugs in system"

Thank God for video tape.  Once that guy swings at the officer and takes him to the ground, the gloves are off.  400 LBS coke heads should not try to fight the police.
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« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2003, 05:27:16 PM »
Could this be a canidate for the Darwin awards?
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« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2003, 06:48:22 PM »
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Could this be a canidate for the Darwin awards?


I doubt he would have procreated anyway...and if he did the woman would receive the reward for trying to commit to the gene pool.

In other words, NO. :cool:
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« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2003, 07:49:50 PM »
Cops are here to serve us.  The cops were too weak to wrestle the guy to the ground.  That is why they hit him with their sticks.  Most cops are a little bit insane anyways.
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« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2003, 08:07:55 PM »
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Cops are here to serve us.  The cops were too weak to wrestle the guy to the ground.  That is why they hit him with their sticks.  Most cops are a little bit insane anyways.


what a tool.
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« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2003, 08:23:55 PM »
I would suspect that based on the enlarged heart and the drugs found in his system he probably suffered from Excited Delirium or a similar condition....

http://www.educationoptions.org/programs/articles/SuddenDeath.htm

Usually occurs when a subject who is extremely drunk or high on drugs (coke etc) violently resists efforts to control him.  The subject displays extreme aggression and almost superhuman strength.  Once the subject is subdued and restrained he/she  goes into cardiac arrest and usually dies in very short order.  They think it may be tied into the high levels of adrenalin in the system
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« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2003, 09:11:34 PM »
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what a tool.


Nuke,

davidpt40 can't be a tool. Tools have a function.
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« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2003, 09:14:47 PM »
Heh a fat guy died, that's hella funny, tee hee hee.
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« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2003, 11:26:56 PM »
Shut up, fatty.
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« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2003, 08:51:55 AM »
sob, funked.... i think your shoes are untied..
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