Here's a concept photo of an idea I'm knocking around for tender, flavorful veal. Shortly after birth, just insert the calf into the "Flavor Chamber™", with it's head sticking out (chamber seals around the neck), and there are tubes in the rear to evacuate waste. Fill the flavor chamber with teriyaki, or any one of a # of flavorful sauces, and raise to slaughtering age. Apart from containing the sauce, the flavor chamber also limits movement so the meat will be extra tender, and it saves on space with its compact size - hell, it's even stackable! Optional will be the Flavor Transfuser™...when ready for slaughter, why bother with chopping off or crushing of calf's head...just replace all of its blood with a tasty sauce of your choosing! Damn, I'm a genius.