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Offline Tarmac

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« on: December 17, 2003, 03:24:29 AM »
Greatest movie ever.

Offline Slash27

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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2003, 04:21:38 AM »
Just got back. Freakn' awsome:aok  Best movie experience Ive ever had:D

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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2003, 11:25:04 AM »
ditto saw the 12:20am show last night freaking amazing.

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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2003, 12:34:57 PM »
I'm looking forward to it, and seen good reviews.  What did you guys think of 1 and 2 (movie versions), and did you read the books before or after?

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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2003, 12:35:18 PM »
Good go hear!  Did you manage to get through it without a bathroom break?  :)
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2003, 12:53:03 PM »
Yup - Return of the King fits perfectly along the other 2s - you just feel they are meant to be ONE!

And I've seen em as ONE yesterday - 1500-0230 - OMG, my rear did hurt. And I didn't make it to the toilet in the second break - missed a battle in The Two Towers because I had to jump from my seat to take a leak!

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Oh, btw, did your cinema also go crazy when Eowyn cut the head of the Nazguls flying creature? Best battle scene of all times - lots of action, epic and humor! Those Olifant scenes rememberd me of the Battle of Hoth in The Empire Strikes back!
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2003, 01:35:31 PM »
I guess maybe I should clarify.  I thought the first two movies had good and bad points.  By far and away the best part was the casting, and I expect that to continue of course.  I cannot imagine choosing better actors for the hobbits, legolas, gimli, strider, gandalf, saruman, boromir, faramir, and all the rest.  They represented their characters perfectly, in looks and behavior.

Some of the bad points imo--

comic relief gimli in #2.  if i am in the middle of a tense scene, I don't want to be "relieved" of the tension by some completely lame-ass smart aleck remarks.

stupid-ass narrative dialogue ("here we are"; "we have been traveling for days"; "we are searching for the hobbits"; "and no break in sight")

unexplained over-melodramatization which makes sense in the book but not in the movie (slo-mo appearance of shadowfax)

explained but lame over-melodramatization (every character dies dramatically at least once and is brought back to life dramatically several times over).

BTW, check out http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/01/jaromir.html.  It's more of a slam on the disasters known as E1 and E2, but it of course applies here as well. :D

So I guess what I am asking is, do the rest of you agree with this, and if so #3 is going to kick bellybutton for me too. :)

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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2003, 12:31:59 PM »
Saw it. Rocked, as expected.
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2003, 12:34:29 PM »
"It still only counts as one!!"



Favorite line in Return of the King.




Man... Theater went crazy when he said that...:lol
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2003, 01:10:50 PM »
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Offline mold

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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2003, 02:09:01 PM »
Thx for the link sandman.  Looks like there's some lameness here too.  But on balance I'll prolly like it anyway, it is lotr after all.

Aragorn gets his sword because Arwen is dying?  Arwen with a "daddy-lied-to-me moment"?  LOL :D  I guess they had to throw some chickflickiness into it.  What is hollywood without that.

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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2003, 02:11:19 PM »
take your fanboy blindfolds off. that move was medicore. master and commander and last samurai were far better.
after the 18th ending where pip and merry go to boston to get married i wanted to hang myself.

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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2003, 02:38:03 PM »
Hawklore, agree with you on Gimli's line there.

I saw it yesterday at the 2:30 PM showing.  I pulled two of my kids out of school early to catch a matinee, qualifying me for "coolest dad of the year" award.  I enjoyed it immensely, and was glad the movie didn't end with the royal wedding, but instead returned to Hobbiton.  While I'm sad they didn't include the "scouring of the Shire," I understand Jackson's reasons for leaving it out.  While I too raised an eyebrow when Elrond made his "Arwen's dying" remark, I could overlook it since the rest of the movie was so dang enjoyable.  Since they chose to write Arwen more fully into the story (what's a cinematic epic without a love interest), I didn't mind the whole bit about the three-way struggle between Aragorn, Arwen, and Elrond.  However, if I was writing the script, I'd have just had Elrond tell Aragorn that Arwen chose after all to abandon an imortal life for him, and that he must accept his birthright for her sake, as well as for humanity's.  That would have given Aragorn's charactor plenty enough motivation to "become who you were born to be", without all that nonsense about Arwen's fate being tied literally to the one ring's.

All in all, two thumbs waaaaay up:aok.
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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2003, 02:56:14 PM »
Ordered tickets to see it Friday on an IMAX screen.  Booyah!

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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2003, 03:25:45 PM »
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Originally posted by Frogm4n
pip and merry go to boston to get married i wanted to hang myself.


christ, you're kidding--they get married?  LOL.  unbelievable.  ok, my expectations are lowered a bit.  WTF is wrong with hollywood movies, that the endings almost *always* blow goats...