Saurdauker will reveal that it is indeed, he, who is the subject of his own Avatar. He will immediately be offered membership into the FDBs.
Easymo will be deported as an illegal alien when it's discovered he was actually born in Mexico while his parents were on vacation.
Funked will quit.
Grunherz, tired of the *****-footing around we've done so far on the War on Terrorism, will hijack an Air France 747, bail out over Afghanistan, kill 3,000 Terrorists and fight a duel to the death aginst Osam Bin Laden armed only with an electronic pencil sharpener. He will then write a book.
Skuzzy will have a nervous breakdown and post vile, pornographic pics on the Board before he crawls under his desk, babbling incoherently. He will immediately be offered membership into the FDBs.
The French will surrender.
The 13thTAS will say "Hey, who cares? It's only a game" and start HOing, furballing and JABOaugering and trash talking on Open Channel.
The FDBs will pledge sobriety, adopt a ridged medal and ranking system and a strict code of conduct including a prohibition on sex the nights before squad night, (like they have sex)
and become the most anal of Squads. However, they'll suck even worse.
Eagler will shoot a burgular attempting to rip off his thirty pink plastic yard flamingos. The Florida courts will acquit Eagler of murder on the grounds Florida law allows people to protect their herds (or flocks) from rustling. He is immediately offered membership into the FDBs, provided his pink plastic yard flamingos are anatomically correct.
Shane will say "
, nice kill, Bud. You got me fair and square" on the open channel.
Airhead will land kill. Or even land.
