I just got an idea for a totally original WMD joke that I guarentee will have you all rolling in the aisles!
Here it goes, are you ready?  Tee hee, this is a good one!
WMD might as well stand for...  wait for it....
Weapons of 
Mass......
Distraction!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Get it?  Distraction?  Because everyone is talking about it?  HAHAHAHA!  ROFLOLOLOMFGIMHO!
Get it?  GET IT?  You know, the war?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA:rofl 
 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
 KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_^ KEKEKEKEKE
That is all.  Carry on.