Originally posted by mrblack 1. have you ever?2. did you blame it on someone elase?3. did people look at you funny?4. did the odor have a sent of vegetable?5. did you blame it on your dog or cat see#26. did you refuse to roll down the car windows?7. did you do it by accident when you sneezed?8. did you ask a small child to pull your finger?9. did you ever fart at home depote just so you could have the isle to yourself?1. yes2. yes, admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations3. yes, like something died4. yes5. no, no pets6. yes, and deny smelling anything7. yes8. yes, my son still falls for that one9. yes the meanest evil egg i ever layed was when i was in the army. there was a burger king on base. my unit got back from 2 weeks in the field, 3 MREs a day for that time. of course we drank a bunch beer that night so the next day in the middle of the long line that had switchbacks, must have been at least 40 people waiting real close together. i busted a silent but lethal one loose. guys were coughing and carrying on. the line got shorter, i guess they were not hungry anymore.
