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Offline Maniac

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« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2004, 04:25:03 PM »
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make sure you don't consume any alcohol at work! The "I won't cheat on the wife" red flags go out the window on the first couple of drinks.  


I allready have "done" two girls at my work... Dont have a wife tough...

Got a company/work party next friday! Wooohooo! :D
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« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2004, 05:37:58 PM »
lol MT, you're in trouble now :D
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« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2004, 08:50:33 AM »
I tend to not get along with HR people... one of my guys said that perhaps if I moderated my standard reply to everything our HR person said I would get along better.

OK..How do I moderate "That is about the dumbest thing I have ever heard...  Do you really believe that crap?"

without losing the meaning of course.

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« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2004, 09:28:36 AM »
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Originally posted by midnight Target
We just hired a new HR clerk ... she is right across the hall from me, and she worked last summer as a "Corona Beer Girl".

Daaayyyyaaaammmm! I may need to pluck out my eyes....



Werent you going to post some pictures? :cool:

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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2004, 09:51:42 AM »
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I am a member of management


Gad damn, this clears up so many things.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2004, 10:24:03 AM »
Take a pic MT....dont leave it up to our perverted imagination to figure it out !


PICTURES !
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2004, 02:57:05 PM »
Pictures would place me on the unemployment line in a hurry.
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« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2004, 03:04:44 PM »
MT, what's her e-mail addy? I want to send her a link to this Board so we can put in a good word for ya.
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« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2004, 03:11:48 PM »
There's an old Klingon Proverb...

"Alimony:  The Price of Freedom"

:D
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« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2004, 03:13:25 PM »
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MT, what's her e-mail addy? I want to send her a link to this Board so we can put in a good word for ya.
:aok


Ummmm, Im making all this up. There is no HR babe... yea... thats the ticket.. no babe in HR.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2004, 03:32:42 PM »
what is HR anyways MT ?
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Offline Maniac

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« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2004, 03:35:31 PM »
Head Relations?

:D
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« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2004, 04:07:21 PM »
Human Resources
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« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2004, 04:15:18 PM »
Pics, or I show her this thread.
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« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2004, 04:43:14 PM »
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Pics, or I show her this thread.



Yeah... Bikini pics by this weekend or I'll call her at work Monday morning and tell her how you feel.


You messed up MT... you trusted us.
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