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Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2004, 08:43:26 AM »
Lol.  I have more luck in the air then vulching.  So I say that I have morals and don't vulch.  In truth it's because i'll probably crash.
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« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2004, 11:58:11 AM »
You always talk about rook this rook that.  I have been vulched by Knit and Bish.  I have been H/O'd by Bish And Knit.  I have seen alt monkeys from every team in this game.  All 3 countrys pork ammo and fuel.  Everyone has guys who fly nothing but the Niki, or guys (like me) who dont fight a stupid turn fight in a D9, and get called a puss for it.  All 3 countries have dweebs and all 3 have great pilots.   Do you what to know what all three coutries do best...   Blame the other guy for their problems or why there score isnt #1   ...  Shut up and fly..  

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« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2004, 12:47:52 PM »
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LWACE --"blow off his wing and other parts, and what do i see appear on ch. 1, haha thats sad loser knit 190 using no tracers or something to that effect, and he went on and on about how i killed him with no tracers, and that if i had tracers on he probably would have killed me"--
I was there and remember it.  Couldn't believe it, bit watched the exchange none the less.:lol

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My favorite vulch story -- absolutely 100% true.  

One evening about a year ago, we had pushed the **mumble mumble** back to their own field -- A43 on Mindinao or some such -- and were working hard to cap it.  We'd gotten most of the ack down, but they were still coming up hard to defend.  This night DamnedDoc is flying with us.  Now Doc doesn't get up too much, being bed ridden for the past few years, and the chemo hasn't helped his skills or endurance, but he does love flying with us when he can, if simply to goon.  Well, his bird got shot up, so he bailed, right over the enmne field, and lands smack on the runway.  

Doc, being Doc, decided not to replane but to simply run around the enme field to watch the ongoing action.  Soon enough, one of the **mumble** defenders sees Doc's con on the runway, assumes it's some sort of threat, dives in for the strafe, and promptly augures trying to hit that teeny little figure.  To Doc's delight, he gets a proximity kill.

Then another one does the same thing.  Doc gets another kill.

Then another.

And another.  Right about now Doc is starting to laugh his butt off on vox, describing the action.

And another.

And another.  Now all of us are watching Doc running in circles on their field, with enme planes already too low trying to strafe an ant and lawn darting in the process.

Doc finally racked up a >>>10 kill sortie<<< before finally getting kilt, and without firing a shot.  

Needless to say it made his night, and ours as well.

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« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2004, 01:22:29 PM »
if you fly a deeee 9 then you have chosen to be one of the rooks I am talking about.... dee 9 with a 20% numbers advantage.

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Offline T1loady

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« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2004, 03:40:12 PM »
Hey Laz2, then I guess I am guilty.....


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Offline slimm50

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« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2004, 03:44:44 PM »
WOLFALA, could you make your avatar a bit longer, please, before it repeats?:D

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« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2004, 10:40:58 PM »
I would, but as I am being regulated by "The Man" I best be on my best behavior :)


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« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2004, 09:54:56 AM »
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Originally posted by Grits
Popping up to tease a vulcher and then disappearing is ALMOST as fun as vulchin itself! Keep up the good work. :aok [/B]

This is SUCH a great idea, why didn't I hear of it before?

Anything that frustrates vulchers is a good thing, in my book.  Will have to try this.

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« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2004, 11:12:29 AM »
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This is SUCH a great idea, why didn't I hear of it before?

Anything that frustrates vulchers is a good thing, in my book.  Will have to try this.

- oldman


I must admit that I love a good vulch, and will do it any time I have the chance, but I dont pretend it takes any skill. Someone was playing peek-a-boo in the CT last night in an FM2 trying to pull me into the ack, but I didnt take the bait.

Offline FBYeoman

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« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2004, 10:41:12 PM »
Figures. lol.

Offline Steve

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« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2004, 11:56:01 PM »
Hmm maybe this is an acceptable action on pizza at least... I mean.. .it sux anyway.
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Offline Fariz

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« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2004, 04:40:31 AM »
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Originally posted by Grits
I must admit that I love a good vulch, and will do it any time I have the chance, but I dont pretend it takes any skill.


Vulch requires skill. As the vulched field defence does.

Difference between skillsful and regular vulcher is that skillsful will get 15 kills with one clip and land them, while regular will get 3 or 4, and then normally die due to a killshoot, auger, or a HO with a taking up hurri.

For example, skillful vulcher will not waste his ammo on a spawner, he will either ignore him, or make a fake runs forcing the spawner to land again and again. Skillful vulcher normally do not attack plane before it starts moving on the runway. Skillful vulcher knows how to position himselve after each attack, can keep his energy perfectly, can control situation for not to be catched with a "vulchers vulchers", and spend no more than a few rounds for each kills.

Skillful field defenders know how and where to spawn, how to force the vulchers into the attack which will end with a HO, and can push every single bit of energy out of a plane to finds a split second of gun solution against a vulcher.

Both will be called dweebs. It is normall for AH, to be called a dweeb. In fact, it is a kind of a merit. If you are called a dweeb (or, what is even better, a hacker), it means your opponents do not have enough skills to oppose you in a rational maner, and have to rationalize their unability to prevent you from doing what you want to do.

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« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2004, 02:02:35 PM »
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hehe i'd do it with 262s and arados.. good way to get a few of the vulchers to dart themselves :D .. I usually only do it if my country is about to lose reset and all our fields are porked or capped.. Gotta find joy somehow...



Wow, atleast we know bomber perks are good for something.

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« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2004, 07:31:07 PM »
T1loady, dont get upset with lazs2's comments, he's just the village idiot :D.

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« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2004, 08:05:05 AM »
well... if I were I wouldn't pick quebec for my village... to much competition.

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