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Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2004, 08:09:36 AM »
No, just the ones with high whiny engines.  I.E. Rice Rockets, Ricers...

Ever seen the movie The Fast and the Furious?  Mostly all ricers.


I.E. Dodge Viper =/= a ricer.  Good ole classic american muscle car.
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« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2004, 08:27:56 AM »
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Why didnt they shovel out  the snow?


I was wondering the same thing.  They actually pulled the Geo into a deeper drift.  After the strap started to lift the bumper, you'd think they would've realized that the bumper was weakening.  It looked like they had the tow line attached to the little stowage hook located in the front and back of import cars to strap them down during shipment overseas.  Those little hooks aren't meant to handle that kind of stress load, hence the reason the whole back end of the car beyond the rear axle came off.  

Plus, he had it in gear!

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« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2004, 08:58:23 AM »
Bumpers aren't meant to handle much stress at all.  That's why you attach lines to the chasis.
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« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2004, 09:08:32 AM »
Just think about this......
they will be paying for our retirement etc.....

scary thought!
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« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2004, 11:02:07 AM »
OMG that was the funniest thing i've seen in a while....ty for posting it....IDIOTS why didn they shovel it out than pull it STRAIT out of the drivway attacted to an axle or the frame or somthing

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« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2004, 12:12:37 PM »
There are some nice cars in the fast and the furious.
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« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2004, 12:22:08 PM »
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There are some nice cars in the fast and the furious.


If your cup of tea is wearing clown makeup, sure, they are 'nice.'

They are not 'fast' however.  They just 'look fast.'

Nor are they 'furious.'  Cars dont have emotions.

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« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2004, 12:25:54 PM »
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They are not 'fast' however. They just 'look fast.'


Maybe the mock ups in the film were just that, but generally, 400 BHP, turbo charged cars are not exactly slow.

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Nor are they 'furious.' Cars dont have emotions.


'Furious' is not always an emotion.
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« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2004, 01:11:04 PM »
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Rice is a state of mind - not to be bound by the borders of manufacturing plant location.

The muffler alone gives it that raw, untamed bumble bee sound - which I hear the girls like.


That is exactly what defines a ricer. Any car can be riced out.

It started with guys putting stickers and huge spoilers on honda civics and the like then transfered over to domestic cars.

It is easy to spot a ricer. His car has smashed ground effects from his hack job spring cutting lowering of the suspension, stickers from all sorts of aftermarket hi-po companies with names you can't pronounce (even though you wont find a single part on the car actually made by those companies)

They are always clustered in groups in parking lots (not driving, that might give away how slow and crappy their cars really are) talking about the turbochargers and nitrous systems they are going to put on their cars after they finish paying (most likely with their allowance money) off those floormats, powered by Acura seat belt pads (just stupid) and carbon fibre brake, clutch, and gas pedal covers.

If they do have any performance modifications to the engine, it is an aluminum intake extension with a K and N cone airfilter routed directly over the exhaust manifold. A hotter fuel/air charge makes more power right? Oh well I guess it looks "cool."

Another easy way to spot a ricer is if they sit at stop lights and rev the crap out of their engines. An even more accomplished ricer will rev it up to redline right after starting the car with the engine cold to impress all the "honeys" and fellow ricers. Dont worry man, you dont need oil in your valve train, just giver.
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« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2004, 01:18:40 PM »
Aaah, so it's the type of people who make their car look faster with body kits etc. Well, that has been around for years and isn't exclusive to Jap cars. It happens with plenty of other marques.

There are plenty of people who do actually make their cars measureably faster. And they are driving Evos and Scoobys etc.
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« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2004, 01:23:21 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2004, 01:24:24 PM »
Theres an easy way to tell.

Making a car go fast:  Just fine

Making a car look good:  Just fine

Making a car 'look fast':  Rice


Loser is exactly right.  Wings that dont do dick, stickers for parts they dont have, mufflers that actually hurt performance, wheels heavy enough to strain the back of an Olympic lifter, cut springs that 'look low' instead of allow for a lower center of gravity and improved skidpad performance, useless items like 'seatbelt covers' that accomplish zero, 'fake' blow off valves, intakes actually designed to create noise instead of power, body kits stuck on with duct tape, and tail lights that remind me of old toy robot eyes.

Dowding.  The actual cars used in the movies were shells.  All body, all paint, stock internals for the most part.

In real life, youll find much of the same.  

Japanese cars that are tuned for performance are not rice.  Rice is the guy at the show that wont open the hood of his Honda Turbo Type RS Supercharged NOS X Type ///M AMG Madphathellafastyo Civic because it says 1.6L SOHC.

If you can get him to open the hood to see whats under the 6 inch hood scoop youre next step is to avoid laughing when he tells you that his mods are 'steath' and 'underneath the engine.'

All show, no go.

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« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2004, 01:42:51 PM »
Good summary of rice by Saur.  You guys can't imagine how bad it is on the west coast.  Not every asian is a ricer, but you have to admit there is a correlation, and we have a way higher asian population than the rest of the country.  Every other car has a fart can and a wing, regardless of vintage or make or state of tune.  The funny thing is that import enthusiasts out here are probably the most critical of ricers, because there are so many tards giving us a bad name.  Some pretty harsh stuff on the local boards.  :)

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« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2004, 01:54:49 PM »
Like I said before, that behaviour is not restricted to Jap cars. Over here people do that with hot hatches - which are generally Fords, Vauxhalls etc. Half a tonne of body kit powered by an anemic economy motor.
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« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2004, 02:18:48 PM »
Saur here's a sticker for ya.