1. A first date usually involves flying somewhere for dinner
2. Unless there is a ring, all women are single
3. I can actually laugh at Shane's comments and not slit my wrists
4. I can write up a critique on a porn dvd, that was bad, and still have it turn out to be objective in getting in the key points:
Necessary Dialogue
1. Boy (or girl) 1. "Hi, I'm "
2. Girl (or girl) 2. "Hi, I'm "
3. Boy/Girl Meets Girl 3. "Lets *****" -- "Okay"
4. Boy/Girl Has Sex With Girl 4. *Unf Unf Unf*
5. Nobody likes a smartass. Unless you happen to be me, in which case you are adored by millions. Fifty Million Wolfala Fans Can't Be Wrong.