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Offline vorticon

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« on: February 01, 2004, 09:50:06 PM »
1. people are scared of me
2. people think i look like harry potter
3. i only make a fool out of myself once every 3 months
4. im terrible at everything i do so i never let myself down when i fail
5. im taller than my mother
6. people hate me
7. i hate people
8. all my freinds live inside my head :rolleyes: :lol
9. republicans make a point of proving me wrong when i honestly dont care
10. people think i know what im talking about even when im faking it

Offline Wolfala

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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2004, 11:44:55 PM »
1.  A first date usually involves flying somewhere for dinner
2.  Unless there is a ring, all women are single
3.  I can actually laugh at Shane's comments and not slit my wrists
4.  I can write up a critique on a porn dvd, that was bad, and still have it turn out to be objective in getting in the key points:

Necessary Dialogue
1. Boy (or girl)                   1. "Hi, I'm "
2. Girl (or girl)                   2. "Hi, I'm "
3. Boy/Girl Meets Girl   3. "Lets *****" -- "Okay"
4. Boy/Girl Has Sex With Girl   4. *Unf Unf Unf*


5.  Nobody likes a smartass. Unless you happen to be me, in which case you are adored by millions. Fifty Million Wolfala Fans Can't Be Wrong.


the best cure for "wife ack" is to deploy chaff:    $...$$....$....$$$.....$ .....$$$.....$ ....$$

Offline Sixpence

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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2004, 11:47:52 PM »
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2004, 11:51:59 PM »
Im racially tolerant.

White from the neck up, black from the waist down, and latino in the middle.

Offline fffreeze220

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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2004, 06:05:23 AM »
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Im racially tolerant.

White from the neck up, black from the waist down, and latino in the middle.


defenitly sig material :)
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2004, 10:07:42 AM »
:cool:

Why arent there any african american smilies?

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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2004, 02:27:46 PM »
can we still say "african american"?  

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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2004, 02:31:41 PM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
can we still say "african american"?  

lazs


I believe its "back to black" for the time being. (Politically speaking)

Offline GtoRA2

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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2004, 02:48:23 PM »
It is all a load of crap..... African American, Mexican American Asian whatever.


Being an American is good enough for me, it should be good enough for anyone.

We are all Americans, nothing more, nothing less.


Unless you one of those bananas from another country. If so, eat me.

Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2004, 03:16:10 PM »
Careful GTO, Im sure that in some twisted way, promoting everyone as 'Americans' is insulting.

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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2004, 03:38:19 PM »
Saur,
 Yeah I am sure some twisted PC freak could see it that way....


I say **** them too!

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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2004, 04:55:00 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2004, 05:06:15 PM »
No.

Youre from Indiana.

Offline Kieran

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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2004, 05:15:24 PM »
Smart is a relative term. ;)

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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2004, 07:33:42 PM »
- I'm a rock-et-man.