Author Topic: the official what i love about myself thread (Read 642 times)

vorticon · « **on:** February 01, 2004, 09:50:06 PM »

1. people are scared of me
2. people think i look like harry potter
3. i only make a fool out of myself once every 3 months
4. im terrible at everything i do so i never let myself down when i fail
5. im taller than my mother
6. people hate me
7. i hate people
8. all my freinds live inside my head

9. republicans make a point of proving me wrong when i honestly dont care
10. people think i know what im talking about even when im faking it

Wolfala · « **Reply #1 on:** February 01, 2004, 11:44:55 PM »

1. A first date usually involves flying somewhere for dinner
2. Unless there is a ring, all women are single
3. I can actually laugh at Shane's comments and not slit my wrists
4. I can write up a critique on a porn dvd, that was bad, and still have it turn out to be objective in getting in the key points:

Necessary Dialogue
1. Boy (or girl)    1. "Hi, I'm "
2. Girl (or girl)    2. "Hi, I'm "
3. Boy/Girl Meets Girl   3. "Lets *****" -- "Okay"
4. Boy/Girl Has Sex With Girl   4. *Unf Unf Unf*

5. Nobody likes a smartass. Unless you happen to be me, in which case you are adored by millions. Fifty Million Wolfala Fans Can't Be Wrong.

Sixpence · « **Reply #2 on:** February 01, 2004, 11:47:52 PM »

I'm too sexy for my shirt.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #3 on:** February 01, 2004, 11:51:59 PM »

Im racially tolerant.

White from the neck up, black from the waist down, and latino in the middle.

fffreeze220 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 02, 2004, 06:05:23 AM »

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Im racially tolerant.

White from the neck up, black from the waist down, and latino in the middle.

defenitly sig material

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #5 on:** February 02, 2004, 10:07:42 AM »

Why arent there any african american smilies?

lazs2 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 02, 2004, 02:27:46 PM »

can we still say "african american"?

lazs

Ripsnort · « **Reply #7 on:** February 02, 2004, 02:31:41 PM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
can we still say "african american"?

lazs

I believe its "back to black" for the time being. (Politically speaking)

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 02, 2004, 02:48:23 PM »

It is all a load of crap..... African American, Mexican American Asian whatever.

Being an American is good enough for me, it should be good enough for anyone.

We are all Americans, nothing more, nothing less.

Unless you one of those bananas from another country. If so, eat me.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #9 on:** February 02, 2004, 03:16:10 PM »

Careful GTO, Im sure that in some twisted way, promoting everyone as 'Americans' is insulting.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 02, 2004, 03:38:19 PM »

Saur,
Yeah I am sure some twisted PC freak could see it that way....

I say **** them too!

Kieran · « **Reply #11 on:** February 02, 2004, 04:55:00 PM »

I'm smart.

The "Maestro of Mensa"

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #12 on:** February 02, 2004, 05:06:15 PM »

No.

Youre from Indiana.

Kieran · « **Reply #13 on:** February 02, 2004, 05:15:24 PM »

Smart is a relative term.

hawker238 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 02, 2004, 07:33:42 PM »

- I'm a rock-et-man.