Author Topic: Stupid "Hat poll" (Read 792 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** February 04, 2004, 07:02:29 PM »

Wear a baseball cap once in awhile?
You wear it broad brim (like it comes from the rack) or curled (picture the sides of the brim sloping down in a curl)

I'm just asking because apparently I'm not hip, my nephew (and Eagle scout in June) tells me to curl my brim more when he sees me with a hat .

Ripper29 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2004, 07:48:20 PM »

Curled......

mrblack · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2004, 08:04:56 PM »

curled with two finger width between the bridge of the nose and brim. LOL.

Sway · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2004, 08:06:29 PM »

Backwards and bent

Chairboy · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2004, 08:08:58 PM »

With the brim low as to cover as much of my face as possible so I can peer out suspiciously at others.

Sway · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2004, 08:15:51 PM »

I just farted...

muckmaw · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2004, 08:28:55 PM »

They actually sell a hat curler at Target.

Saw it last week.

Hawklore · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2004, 08:38:34 PM »

Curled

Flat is dorky..

Ripsnort · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2004, 08:44:55 PM »

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Originally posted by Hawklore
Curled

Flat is dorky..

I've starting curling...

Edit:
Aww Christ, they even have a website on it!

http://www.thecrimson.com/fmarchives/fm_03_11_1999/article5G.html

SunTracker · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2004, 08:49:11 PM »

Farmers wear baseball caps with flat brims for functional use. My paps wears one like this when cutting grass or plowing on his Massie Furguson.

I don't know why middle-class working men wear baseball caps outdoors and indoors. Maybe their heads are cold.

Munkii · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2004, 08:50:14 PM »

Unless of course your a hip hop superstar, in which you wear a flat brimmed hat with a bandana underneath, although you should probably flatten the brim out a little bit more.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2004, 08:51:58 PM »

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Originally posted by SunTracker
Farmers wear baseball caps with flat brims for functional use. My paps wears one like this when cutting grass or plowing on his Massie Furguson.

I don't know why middle-class working men wear baseball caps outdoors and indoors. Maybe their heads are cold.

I have a riding lawn mower and I plow Massie now and then

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Kieran · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2004, 08:52:59 PM »

There are some decisions a man should be capable of making himself.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2004, 09:02:56 PM »

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Originally posted by Kieran
There are some decisions a man should be capable of making himself.

Do you wipe front to back, or back to front?

majic · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2004, 09:28:45 PM »

C'mon man, be a hip hop star. Buy you a New Era 59-50 or Mitchell and Ness throwback many, many sizes too big; wear a head band underneath; and leave the bill absolutely flat. Don't forget to match it up with a throwback jersey and 500 dollar shoes. Once you've done that, hit the mall and look for a jewelry kiosk (not a reputable store, one of those counters out in the middle) and get your bling on. You may want to check with local gang members to make sure you don't buy any symbols or colors that will get you shot at. Word.