« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4   Go Down

Author Topic: Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner  (Read 1168 times)

Offline Capt. Pork

  • Parolee
  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1216
Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2004, 09:56:40 PM »
V-Day, eh?

Depends. Is it Victory in Europe or Japan?


Whatever you do, make sure she's tipsy by the time you're done.
Logged

Offline Creamo

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5976
      • http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com
Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2004, 09:58:27 PM »
Actually, if it’s a long time girlfriend, it has nothing to do with getting laid for the evening. It’s more making sure you get laid again, and often. They just want the effort.  For cheap, can’t say I was wrong, but Dinger seems to have a better and more impressive alternative. Hell, I'd date him with that dinner.

And Dinger, if you’re a bachelor, last year I went to a sports bar on night shift for lunch, and there were some very drunk, very vocal gals grouped up talking about their EX’s. Apparently lonely, and ripe pickens. Might need a wingman for that though. One to hit on the Fat chick to make the good looking hags jealous, one to buy drinks for the cockblocker.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2004, 10:17:50 PM by Creamo »
Logged

Offline FUNKED1

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6866
      • http://soldatensender.blogspot.com/
Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2004, 10:06:51 PM »
WING MAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Logged

Offline Maverick

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 13958
Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2004, 10:40:38 PM »
Don't do a dinner. Take her on a picnic. Do the day as a total immersion, nice walk in good suuroundings. Light but tastysnacks in the basket. A bottle of bubbly or a nice light table wine. Do something that you might find in one of those tabloid magazines in the store. (Not the ailen abduction ones either!)
Logged
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN
A Veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life."
Author Unknown

Offline SOB

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 10138
Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2004, 11:04:26 PM »
Two things to make the night special:



+

Logged
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

Offline Creamo

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5976
      • http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com
Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2004, 11:11:17 PM »
Great idea Goose, 52 degree forecast, 8 mph winds to boot. No thanks, that's no picnic, unless your an eskimo, and a bit chilly to be getting down after you get her drunk on champagne. Not to mention the cab driver would get pricey and bored watching PF try and get all sweet. Unless your a mad drunk driver then mrblack will be on the jury and you'll get the chair.

Make the Dinger upscale cheezy poofs and meats served under candle light in the comfy livingroom and bust out the cheerleader outfit surprise for her later.

Thank me later,

Dr. Ruth Creamostheimer

edit- I just lost my new radio show to SOB, lol, thats actually terrific.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2004, 11:14:32 PM by Creamo »
Logged

Offline Cougar68

  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 600
Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2004, 11:25:14 PM »
Here's one I used on my wife.  Go to Subway and pick up a couple meatball subs.  Set the table with a couple candles and put on some soft music with the lights low.  Tell her you couldn't afford Italy so you got as close as you could.  Cheezy, yes, but you'll get laid for sure.  :D

Cougar
Logged

Offline Dinger

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1705
Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner
« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2004, 11:46:14 PM »
Quote

more making sure you get laid again, and often. They just want the effort


almost. only effort is effort in her mind, not yours, and if you screw the pooch on this one, you'll be paying the price in so many different ways you'll start referring to her as the "accounts withholding department".
\


and I meant publix on the west side.  Just think of how you'd leave athens to intercept 78 to atlanta, and you'll run right past it just before the mall.

Sorry.
and the spanish-speakers pronounce it so it's name is practically indistinguishable from "pubix"
« Last Edit: February 10, 2004, 11:49:21 PM by Dinger »
Logged

Offline Pfunk

  • Parolee
  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1308
Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2004, 12:01:03 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Two things to make the night special:



+



Sounds like you and Funked have the night already planned
Logged

Offline Eagler

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 18850
hmmm..
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2004, 05:30:05 AM »
Romantic Dinner for a

fan

isn't that a porno and a tv dinner???

:)
« Last Edit: February 11, 2004, 05:33:29 AM by Eagler »
Logged
"Masters of the Air" Scenario - JG27


Intel Core i7-13700KF | GIGABYTE Z790 AORUS Elite AX | 64GB G.Skill DDR5 | 16GB GIGABYTE RTX 4070 Ti Super | 850 watt ps | pimax Crystal Light | Warthog stick | TM1600 throttle | VKB Mk.V Rudder

Offline WilldCrd

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2565
      • http://www.wildaces.org
Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2004, 06:12:09 AM »
take her to burger king and tell her "baby u can have it your way"
cause when we get home i'm gonna get it my way!
Logged
Crap now I gotta redo my cool sig.....crap!!! I cant remeber how to do it all !!!!!

Offline crowMAW

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1179
Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2004, 07:24:52 AM »
KFC?!  Arby's?!  Burger King?!!

You bunch of sorry cheap bastards!  We are talking about the woman he loves, for cyring out loud!!

There is a great Denny's off 285 in Smyrna.  :rofl

Cook the way men are supposed to cook...with FIRE...cranking up the grill and make some steaks.
Logged

Offline Horn

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1117
Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2004, 07:39:49 AM »
Buy some strawberries, buy some chocolate. Buy some inexpensive champagne. Melt chocolate, dip strwberries, optional: top w/ confectioner's sugar.

Use each other as a table. :D

h
Logged

Offline Dowding

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6867
      • http://www.psys07629.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/272/index.html
Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2004, 08:05:08 AM »
I subscribe to Dinger's interpretation.

1) Take one frozen Margherita Pizza

2) A handful of chopped red peppers

3) Spell out "I would like a fcuk tonight" with the red peppers

4) Put in oven

Shows thoughtfulness, creativity and imagination. You can practically take it to the bank. This has a 100% success rate with me (tried once, succeeded once). But then I am hung like a race-horse with twice the stamina.

Enjoy.
Logged
War! Never been so much fun. War! Never been so much fun! Go to your brother, Kill him with your gun, Leave him lying in his uniform, Dying in the sun.

Offline Creamo

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5976
      • http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com
Need Ideas for a Romantic V-Day Dinner
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2004, 08:05:18 AM »
Thats not even boozonics Horn, your retarded.
Logged
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4   Go Up
« previous next »