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Offline FUNKED1

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« on: February 16, 2004, 05:42:53 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2004, 06:59:41 PM »
That's why you should never own cats.  If you die, they will eat you.  And if you have an old relative, and notice cats are coming around the house, tell her goodbye because they know she's about to kick off.
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2004, 07:01:00 PM »
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That's why you should never own cats.  If you die, they will eat you.  And if you have an old relative, and notice cats are coming around the house, tell her goodbye because they know she's about to kick off.
from somone with a bill the cat avatar



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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2004, 07:25:16 PM »
Reminds me of that Tales from The Crypt episode with that cat from hell that climbs down peoples throats. :)
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2004, 08:28:05 PM »
Only in Finland, the home of the $170,000 speeding ticket.
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2004, 09:37:57 PM »
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Only in Finland, the home of the $170,000 speeding ticket.


Damn socialist Granny-eating cats!
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2004, 09:40:56 PM »
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from somone with a bill the cat avatar



lol


From someone with a satchel the cat avatar.


That cat is freaking hilarious....
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2004, 11:23:59 PM »
This reminded me of a surreal thing I saw -  a naked, freshly killed young homosexual male, young 20's, with a cord around his neck and a lot of overkill-type stab wounds all over the head neck and torso.

This was in the middle of an empty residential street, on a quiet, moonlit summer night around 3 am.

There was a large pool of blood around the body - he obviously died right there in the street.

But it was one of those freaky things ... there were 4 or 5 neighborhood cats around the pool of blood, licking it up, making these raspy, lapping noises.

 I kicked them away but they came right back again as if that blood tasted so good it was worth the risk of getting kicked.  I thought, wow, this should be in a freaking movie or something.

I covered it all up with yellow blankets and waited for help to arrive, keeping an eye out for whoever done this.

 I don't think the people in that neighborhood would have been too happy if they knew what their cats had for thier early bird breakfast.  

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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2004, 11:35:47 PM »
And there we have it, cats are carnivores. Not vegetable pellet eating herbivores that PETA jack boot tardivores think they should be.
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2004, 11:46:36 PM »
Which makes 'em fair game, right? Carnivore v carnivore?

I'm particularly fond of Sweet and sour Siamese, although General Tso's Turkish Angora can't be lightly dismissed. Abyssinian with Angel Hair pasta is good with a light cream/garlic sauce. When short of purebreds, Tabby Tacos are quick and easy to make.



































;)  Relax, cat fanciers. I don't actually eat 'em.
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2004, 11:56:34 PM »
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From someone with a satchel the cat avatar.


That cat is freaking hilarious....
umm its Bucky C Katt


satchel is the LAMO odie wanna be dog grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



Bill is though the original anti-garfield though out dated by todays standards.

he had an affair with Jeanne Kirkpatrick (bet 50% here have No clue who she was lol), was implanted with donald trump's brain (back when he was still married to ivana), headed the death-metal band Deathtöngue (what's that you younguns say?), killed in a car crash then cloned, was a presidential candiate for the meadow party (pre pre pre cursor to the libetarian/green party and i still swear they took the idea from Berkeley Breathed), was a movie star, traded as a spy to russia for a handicapped cutter john, and so on.
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Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2004, 12:06:41 AM »
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;)  Relax, cat fanciers. I don't actually eat 'em.


You ever had Chinese? You never know...
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« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2004, 08:27:52 AM »
not only are they carnivores but... they pretty much leave you alone.    They eat out of a big feeder and are smart enough to not eat till they bloat up and die.

The reason they groom themselves is instinct.. they are cleaning the blood off their fur so that their prey won't smell them.

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« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2004, 08:38:50 AM »
Cats are evil vile animals and should never be allowed to stink up a house. If you shrunk down to 3" inches in height for some crazy reason, your pet cat would hunt you down and kill you, your pet dog would still be your best buddy...
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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2004, 08:44:35 AM »
as for the cats... wouldn't have it any other way...   as for the dogs... I have enough buddies.  

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