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Offline mrblack

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« on: February 22, 2004, 06:06:35 PM »
Ok Here goes people I have had fun yanking you chains but I feel I owe you the truth so here goes.

Borne Dallas Tx 1957
Moved littleton Colo. 1962.
 military service 1976-1980 Us Army.
Mos 11B 64C and back in my day I was called designated marksman or for lake of better words Sniper.

To use the modern Armies MOS it would be Bravo-4
Ir was not uncommon in the 70s for a dude that shoot well to be the company" shooter"

I was stationed at Ft Carson Colo.
With the 4th mech INF.

I pent time TDY at other bases including Ft Benning and Ft Bragg.
Ft StewertAnd Ft OrdAs well as Ft Leornardwood.

I was released from the Army following a knee injurie Wich I got In phase three Of Ranger school.

Yeah thats right I flunked out.

I located to Garland Tx where my mother had moved .
I found work as a truck driver and did that for about 10 years
I was also an owner operator but Ir got way out of hand and had to sell out.

Worked as a motorcycle mech off and on for most of my adult life.

Then I Found I wanted to help people so I enrolled in EMT school at methodist medical center in Dall.
Thats was in 1992.
Worked as an EMT for about 8 years for companys like central American and rural -metro ambulance.

Got burned out as a lot of people do in that buissness.
Went back to working In motorcycle shops and started playing in the markets abit.

Well by blind luck I made some money and Here I am today 46 and set for life.

Now Being as I am very close to where the CON will be held
I will be more than willing to hold a BBQ at my place and I can at that time show you some pretty cool stuff.

My loves have always been Moto-cross wich I can no longer due
because Of to many head injurys and kness and so on LOL.

Now I just sit around and srew with you fellas as you do me LOL.

I am also a very good drummer but no longer own a kit.
Been playing guitar for a couple of years and I suc but I enjoy It anyway.

To me Stevie Ray Vaughan was God And He Is missed by me.

So there Hate me all you want but thats about all there is to me.
I feel I have opened my self up more than I should have .
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2004, 06:18:47 PM »
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My loves have always been Moto-cross wich I can no longer due
because Of to many head injurys and kness and so on LOL.


I hear ya mrblack. Injuries suck.

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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2004, 06:22:45 PM »
Yeah knowing I can never ever do the sport I have done Since I was 8 I s killing me.

But my last tumble cost me 4 broken ribs and an almost torn aorta.
That put the fear of God into me.
Been thinking of trials Lokking at some bikes..

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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2004, 06:36:56 PM »
OK, now it's my turn-

Hello everybody, my name is Airhead and I am a Libra. I am over six feet tall and weigh a hundred and ninety-two pounds. I have soft brown eyes, my hair is graying which makes me appear distinguished, and I have the boyish good looks of a much younger man.

My favorite color is blue and my favorite turn ons are candlelit dinners, gentle messages and long walks on the beach when I need to be calmed down.

Biggest turnoffs are cigarette smokers, fat Texans and pathological liars.

I'm interested in being friends first, perhaps more later if I feel comfortable and safe with you.

OK, who's next? :D

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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2004, 06:41:05 PM »
I'm me.

you're all slobberdonkeys.
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2004, 06:47:47 PM »
Just need one thing cleared up:

What would qualify as 'messing with Texas'?

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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2004, 06:48:02 PM »
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Originally posted by mrblack
Yeah knowing I can never ever do the sport I have done Since I was 8 I s killing me.

But my last tumble cost me 4 broken ribs and an almost torn aorta.
That put the fear of God into me.
Been thinking of trials Lokking at some bikes..


Jeeze mrblack, how about some peacfull trail riding where people aint trying to run you off or into some mound. LOL, talk about eating the dirt.

:aok :D

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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2004, 06:58:19 PM »
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OK, who's next? :D


As I am preparing for another experiment in the accelerator, I cannot take too much time, but let me tell you a little about myself.

In a past life I was Shirley McClain.  You may think that it would be impossible to live a past life as someone who is still alive, but only if you think of time as a linear dimension instead of it’s true manifestation.  I was the childhood spiritual teacher of Tenzin Gyatso, now known as the 14th Dali Lama, and then moved to Shelby, North Carolina to instruct an adolescent Earl Scruggs as to proper three-finger banjo picking techniques.  

When I was in West Virginia, I gave a first flight in my Jenny to a youth who hung around at the hayfield.  Chuck grew up to love aviation and eventually flew a rocket propelled aircraft past the speed of sound.  While there I schooled a young Jerry West in the art of the jump shot.

I am sure a few more memories will appear, but I must be back to the accelerator.
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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2004, 07:06:15 PM »
It was a pretty decent attempt actually Mr. Black, but people are good at ruining things.

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« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2004, 07:06:35 PM »
Airhead, would you like to have dinner together?

Edit:  Things just haven't been the same since Shawk made off w/ Beverly's head.
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« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2004, 07:09:12 PM »
Lies lies and more lies

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« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2004, 07:15:23 PM »
Okay, I stretched the Dali Lama part...  I was just his Caddie... magnificent sight, the Dali Lama... the flowing robes...big hitter
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« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2004, 07:19:04 PM »
Boo this thread!

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« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2004, 07:23:49 PM »
Hawker238, you're not any fun at all....

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« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2004, 07:27:43 PM »
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Been thinking of trials Lokking at some bikes..


Yeah I was looking at the Yamaha 250F, 450Fs. But I've got to decide between a truck or a bike, sigh. I hope you get your health up to specs so you can enjoy tromping over the competition again. Or at least out timing them in the time trials.

:D