HO's:     Generally takes two to HO (one may initiate, but both 
              must commit).
Phace Shots:  See above, and Websters for correct spelling.
Track stars:    Get off the conga line and go do something
                       productive.
Gangbangs:   What were you doing down there all alone anyway?
Numbers:    Fact is, country numbers are pretty cyclical. Wait for it!
No check six's:  Nice to get when warranted, but really bad to
                         depend on them.  SA, SA, SA.
If we gonna add another stat to track, how about "whines per sortie".
RTR
( A kinder, gentler sim pilot)