I want to buy a gun

[Swoop]

Why?


So I can shoot beetle and end this mind numbing crap for good.

Oh btw beetle: Yes.  
Now what was the question again?
 

[beet1e]

LOL Swoop! One of my clients was Unipart - the Austin Rover parts division. Their company maxim was "The answer is yes - now, what's the question?" Had it all over their post-it memos etc.

[Dowding]

Well, to be fair, you would have to shoot Lazs as well given that he starts a fair few of these gun vs no-gun sessions.

[Swoop]

Yeah but Beetle is closer.  

And besides, Lazs would shoot back .

[-tronski-]

perhaps you could just throw a few knives at Beetle instead?

Aparently they're are far more dangerous than guns....

 Tronsky

[Pooh21]

Originally posted by Swoop
Yeah but Beetle is closer.  

And besides, Lazs would shoot back .

thus settling the debate, the cold-blooded psychopathic man,with bad fashion sense planning his act of criminality, chooses the unarmed sheep Bleatle

[GRUNHERZ]

Originally posted by Swoop
Why?


So I can shoot beetle and end this mind numbing crap for good.

Oh btw beetle: Yes.  
Now what was the question again?
 

Wouldnt you rather invite him to a BBQ at a cemetary first?

[Mini D]

Originally posted by Swoop
Yeah but Beetle is closer.  

And besides, Lazs would shoot back .

You see, it only took one post to sum up the entire gun debate.

[Swoop]

Well that's how I see it anyway.


Sorry but I agree with Lazs.

[Dowding]

Communists and fascists shoot people they don't agree with.

[Swoop]

Touche.


Ok, you know I'm not serious, I don't want to shoot anyone.  However, I would like the constant rubbish to cease.  Who gives a crap anyway?  We can't change our countries laws on this BBS even if we wanted to, the US has it's laws and we have ours.  The US can't impose it's laws on us........and most of the time we can't either.  

You can't change anything, least of all Beetle/Lazs's minds.  So why continue beating heads against a brick wall?

[lazs2]

and the point sails over dowdings young little mind yet again.   I may or may not agree with someone who is going to shoot me but I will shoot back regardless.    We can sort out his philosophy and political bent later.  If I wasn't armed he would be able to shoot me.   as deja says... the gun debate in a nutshell.

swoop...  you must have been reading those NRA magazines I sent you...  Have you looked at the Makarov?

lazs

[Dowding]

Of course it sailed over my head. The complexity behind the ideas spawned by that monumental Californian intellect simply baffles me. I bow to your incredible wisdom, oh Great Lazs, and await, with baited breath, the commencement of another thread in General Discussion about furballing, or a thread here in the O-Club about gun ownership.

I know you will not let me down. In the mean time, I will continue to be amused by your apparently serious discussion regarding the myriad circumstances in which you would shoot someone who didn't agree with you.

Do carry on, old bean.

[lazs2]

in the meantime you could just call people commies and nazis...  I know you won't let me down.

lazs

[Dowding]

Great comeback.