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Offline Habu

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When will they catch Bin Laden?
« on: March 03, 2004, 03:12:32 PM »
I predict in the next 3 weeks or so.




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Unless the caliber of the soldiers tracking him are like Mr Black or whatever his name is. Then I predict never.

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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2004, 03:21:06 PM »
ill take the never spot in the pool.
"I am moist like bacon"

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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2004, 03:27:42 PM »
Serious?

There has been a lot of low level chatter on how the hunt for him is heating up. I take that as a sign that they have turned up the heat big time over there. In this day and age it is almost impossible to hide forever. Eventually something trips you up. And the 25 million on his head is certainly a big inducement for someone to come forward with information.

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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2004, 03:29:02 PM »
And perhaps his body is lying in some cave that was egged early in the hunt.

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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2004, 03:31:21 PM »
I thought that was the case until the audio tapes were released that had references to recent events in them. The CIA authenticated the voice as his as well.

I think he is alive but in a living hell. Can you imagine the stress he is under. I bet if they do find him he looks 20 years older. Much like Saddam did.

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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2004, 03:33:40 PM »
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Originally posted by Habu
Serious?

There has been a lot of low level chatter on how the hunt for him is heating up. I take that as a sign that they have turned up the heat big time over there. In this day and age it is almost impossible to hide forever. Eventually something trips you up. And the 25 million on his head is certainly a big inducement for someone to come forward with information.


I remember the same conversations and low level chatter in Spring of 2002.  Not getting my hopes up, however, I certainly hoping THIS happens:

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After his death, Osama bin Laden went to the pearly gates. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties, but you failed."

James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you who provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel
appeared. Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me!"

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"

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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2004, 03:34:08 PM »
I bet he is found sometime in the next 6 months and if he is, the liberals will find a way to make it look like Bosh did it just to mess with them.

IE claim he was locked in a cell under the pentagon the whole time!

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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2004, 03:35:38 PM »
Rip!

Awsome!

That made me laugh out loud.

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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2004, 03:55:41 PM »
Those Virginians sure did know how to beat black men.

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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2004, 04:01:30 PM »
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Those Virginians sure did know how to beat black men.


Deth to Ameerika! Eviil Ameerika!

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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2004, 04:04:59 PM »
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Deth to Ameerika! Eviil Ameerika!


How many times have you posted this?

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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2004, 04:18:00 PM »
He must really mean it. :D

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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2004, 04:22:47 PM »
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How many times have you posted this?


Billions and billions.  Its a troll for a troll.

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« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2004, 04:34:13 PM »
Regardless of wether Bin Laden is alive or dead...

As long as he is presumed to be alive the spectre of terror continues and the War on Terror continues...

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« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2004, 05:04:53 PM »
Before November.