If French troops capture Bin Laden, I hope he'll be extraded to the Us, because we abolished the death penalty here years ago...
However, if we lock him up for life, I promise he'll be fed only froglegs in garlic, and will soon turn into a beret wearing, baguette holding, Gauloise smoking cliché smelly Parisian, and forced to watch the Jerry Lewis anthology 24/7.
then he'll be teamed up with Straffo who will lecture him over and over on the proper way to taste wine until his ears bleed...
One week with Straffo and OBL will be begging for deportation to Gitmo !!!