FDBs... or FDPs?

[Vulcan]

Last night while being abused and accused after killing some dweeb with my uber-tiffie, and of course prodding the poor soul into a downward spiral of profanity using my superior intellect and wit - I suddenly realised that it had been some time since I had seen the FDBs earn the B.

When was the last time you saw an FDB provoke a stream of abuse and profanity?

Even SOB whimpers like a bullied-nerd when you shot him down. Animal just shrugs like he gets beaten up every day. Even Creamo has lost the edge on the chute kills. And Fatty... well hes just a mommas-boy.

So I ask you... Fat Drunk Bastards? Or Fat Drunk rutabagas?

Time to revoke the mancard and rename the squad I say.

[Fatty]

Look at my IL2 kills.  Every one is Headon, believe me, I'm trying  

[Vulcan]

Look at that... A WHIMPER of a reply: "I'm trying".

Shame SHAME SHAME. Pathetic, just pathetic.

[Hangtime]

Oh, bite me, yah weenie shaped excuse fer a dildo. We still got yer mojo inna wiretop on display and awaiting scheduled electron microscope examination by experts on small apendages... (the Assasins)

Now shaddap, or we'll send the rest of yah off to Fatty's mom fer Tunnel Drills.

 

hang

[SOB]

As well as being an off-topic post, posted in the wrong forum, this is also purely argumentative and derogitory.  I've discussed it with the rest of the squad and they agree that you've crossed the line of good taste and common courtesy with this posting of yours.  And the use of the word "rutabagas", not used in the context of a feline is the most disturbing of all.  Shame on you.  I truely can't comprehend what would cause such angst in our direction from you, and while I feel a bit of anger, I'm mostly just saddened by it.

Please Pyro, lock this thread.  Vulcan has clearly stepped over the line.


SOB
...I'm off to have a good cry now while I watch Oprah and drink a cup of tea.

[Animal]

Vulcan,
You have clearly missed the gunman26, DeeZCamp, Urching sagas, inspired by yours truly.
Those who were present when either of these guys just had a nervous breakdown on channel 1 know that there is still much fun to be had on the MA.

here are some quotes, as accurate as I can remember then:

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DeeZCamp: You didnt beat me with your GAY hammerhead and fancy ACM, you beat me because of lag, you studmuffin (repeat a different variation of this sentence every minute for almost an hour and a half)
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gunman26: Youre still living with your dad? get a life you loser, and also get a job. (I dont remember what caused this attack)
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Urchin: I thought you were leaving, too bad you didnt. I just met you and I already detest you. Is there anything that irritates you? I would do my best to make your life miserable.
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Nash: why are you so mean to me? you are always a jerk to me. (after I revealed on channel one he has Cooties)
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I still do my best to make Channel 1 more colorful each day. But with TOWD gone, and CavemanJ barely around, its no easy task. People seem to be bailing out less now too. You rarely see a chute anymore.

Still I get lucky sometimes when I find someone trying to ditch and shoot him to hell.

[Nash]

You got the quote waaay wrong there, pal.  

I said in effect: "Why are you always so mean to me. I'm trying to be your friend and want you to like me but you're just so mean to me."

If you didn't take that as tongue in cheek then we've got some serious communication issues to deal with here.  

Besides.... I said that about a month ago. You said I had cooties only 2 days ago. Again, how you lie and pervert the facts.

And I can't remember what happened next... I probably smacked yer sorry arse around the arena a few times. Oh no wait! I remember - you had *switched* to Rooks in order to avoid me smackin' yer arse around the arena.

Btw... I belive Urchin said he "loathed" you... not "detested" you... If memory serves.

Yes Vulcan.... Animal surely does put the B in FDB.

Btw Animal... It's nice to see ya back... but don't ever deprive me of shootin' ya down... stay Bish where you belong  

[Animal]

NASH HAS COOTIES!!!!1

it was not tongue in cheeck when you told that to me on ROGER WILCO and I could hear your voice it was shakey and almost crying.

I moved to rooks so I could track you and make the bishes dweeb hunt you.

but I was stupid not to realize that every time you log into AH its a dweeb hunt were every red plane gets to shoot YOU down.

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Nethawk: Does your squad openly shoot down chutes?
Fatty: At times, but only if they want to.
Nethawk: Theyre scum
Fatty: cc they are scum

Fatty: as am I

Fat DRUNK Bastards
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[Nash]

No no no....

Man, the weed down there MUST be good like you say.... because yer memory is *shot*.

When we were on Roger Wilco, that was the time I kicked you off your own "reserved exculsively for the FDB" channel.

5 minutes later there was a post saying you're leaving AH, and I'm sure a pair of soiled diapers to go along with it.

If I knew I hurt your feeling so much, I would have stopped. I did not realize you were so sensitive, or I never would have pushed it this far.

You are a good man Animal. A *decent* man. A kind, gentle, caring, and generous person with love in his heart and sunshine and joy to spread throughout the world. Please don't ever let anyone bring you down (for this can be a cold, cruel and lonely place, and there are some *bad* people out there!).

Take your dreams, you hopes, your ambitions and your desires, and put them in a special place inside of you. Walk with your head held high (smile!), and may no dwarves pee on your parade.

[darling]

I rule.

Take it to email guys.

Regards
Dar

[Vulcan]

Hang... aren't you in the 357th Alt-Monkey-Ack-Running Squad?

I'm sorry Animal but do you really think getting a rise out of Gunman26, Deezcamp, or Urchin actually means you've achieved something? Comon... you could swat a fly across the other side of the world and these guys would break out in hysterics. My god its easier to get these guys to spew forth on channel 1 that it is to get RAM to quit (again)! And easier than getting a meaningless message run through some bizzare god-knows-what language to English parser from Minus.

Show me some real acheivements? For instance... I rope a doped <censored> last night and the guy went storming out clutching a film he was gonna email to HTC. Not only that but I kept reminding him he was the later in the rope a dope. Guy was damn near in tears.

Face it, you lot have lost it. Your balls have shrunk up and crawled into your apple and put a "RETIRED" sign between your buttcheeks.

[Nash]

Holy.... keerist..

lol... damn!

That was awesome.

[SeaWulfe]

Crap Vulcan, ease up.. you've got a stranglehold on these boys balls.
-SW

[Westy MOL]

"Look at my IL2 kills.  Every one is Headon, believe me, I'm trying"

 This is a fact. Having been a first hand witness several times in this last week.  

 - Westy

[Hangtime]

No Vulcan. I came outta the closet and declared my love fer Fatty's Mom. As we all know now, fatty's mom's was once a man...  I now have her glorious fat-assed photo on the nose of my pony, and she inspires me (as she does all who know her) to not bother commin home.. Died every sortie this tour.

And Vulcan.... touch my monkey.  

Hang

p.s... got any naked pictures of yer mom?  
no??? wanna buy some??