Author Topic: FDBs... or FDPs? (Read 1934 times)

Lance · « **Reply #45 on:** June 04, 2001, 09:19:00 AM »

Times change, and so do people. We of the Fat Drunk Bastards have spent a lot of time in AH now, and many of us no longer find enjoyment from simply eliciting whines from the populace. We still have some -- like Fatty -- who cling to our old, ignorant ways, but most have come to realize the joy of a fair fight and to respect our adversaries.

To reflect these changes, I am redesigning our website. I think the pastel color scheme well reflects our squad's newfound attitude.

You can check it out here.

<S> and Cheerio!

Gordo

[This message has been edited by Lance (edited 06-04-2001).]

SeaWulfe · « **Reply #46 on:** June 04, 2001, 09:32:00 AM »

I think your incompetence got in the way and you fat fingered in the URL of your new website, Gordo.
http://www.so-how-does-roadkill-taste-you-dumb-mother-diddlyer.com

As you can see that URL is entirely too long to be a proper address... I think this is the URL you meant to post.
http://www.rutabagas.com

As for your new, more mellow tone and your apparent lack of self-esteem and competence, I can only attribute that to the fact that you are no longer drinking beer. You must have moved to wine coolers, and we all know wine coolers are for men that like to get "in touch with their feminine side".

On top of this, I have been told by Fatty that I need to cease with making fun of your squad name, or else he'll send his boyfriend after me and have him scratch my eyes out with his long, red painted finger nails.

I am very disappointed with you guys, I never thought you would swing "that way"....

-SW

sling322 · « **Reply #47 on:** June 04, 2001, 11:11:00 AM »

WTF!?!?!?! I go on vacation for a week and come back to this crap?

Cant we all just get along?

SeaWulfe · « **Reply #48 on:** June 04, 2001, 11:46:00 AM »

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Originally posted by sling322:
Cant we all just get along?

No.
-SW

Animal · « **Reply #49 on:** June 04, 2001, 11:51:00 AM »

I guess some people still have emotional scars and cant recover months after getting chute killed by Creamo months ago

Shut up SW, you sure talk a lot, go prove yourself on the REAL no-mans land, the place were heroes fear to walk.. CHANNEL 1

[This message has been edited by Animal (edited 06-04-2001).]

SeaWulfe · « **Reply #50 on:** June 04, 2001, 12:01:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Animal:

Shut up SW, you sure talk a lot, go prove yourself on the REAL no-mans land, the place were heroes fear to walk.. CHANNEL 1

First of all, it's "where" you ignorant, incompetent, uneducated fruit cake. If you weren't too busy being Creamo's play toy, you would publicly announce that your girlfriend is in fact just a blow up doll, and that fine lady in those pictures you have been freely posting on the HTC UBB is just some girl you follow around paying her to take pictures with you so you can brag about how kewl you are to your Fruity handsomehunk B*tches. I see through you charade Animal, that poor girl has no idea how deranged you are and is just allowing you to take photos with her so she can get your money... the same money you acquire by giving BJs to Fatty.

That tattoo that says "B*tch" on your forehead fits you perfectly, now get back to work... I'm sure Fatty has a load to blow off.
-SW

SOB · « **Reply #51 on:** June 04, 2001, 12:12:00 PM »

SeaWulfe, you're just a poo poo head.

SOB

Animal · « **Reply #52 on:** June 04, 2001, 12:18:00 PM »

uhh..
Fine Lady..?
MONEY?

Geez if there was any money involved I'd sure be begging her to let me take naked pictures.

Sorry SW, you trying too hard to be a jerk, but its something that comes off natural, and its not in you.

Now go outside and plant some trees and help old ladies cross the street, the kind of things you really enjoy doing when you are finished trying to make us whine here.

SeaWulfe · « **Reply #53 on:** June 04, 2001, 12:38:00 PM »

I don't plant trees, I don't help old ladies cross the street, I don't sit around having pillow talk with Fairy Dinky B*tches and sip on wine coolers like you Animal..

And SOB.. STOP MAKING FUN OF ME YOU DOOKY FACE!!!!
-SW

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #54 on:** June 04, 2001, 12:45:00 PM »

I apologize for wulfie. He's still a virgin and it obviously shows. He'd be able to wear a white tux to his senior prom if he could get a date (black gloves of course).

But don't let that serve as an indication that there will be any lightening up in regards to the FDPs... especially SOB... literally.

You guys are empty vessels... void of the bile and filth that made you a great squad in days gone by. Now merely fit to serve as sample specimine jars for Wulfie's quest to generate a living sperm cell.

AKDejaVu

[This message has been edited by AKDejaVu (edited 06-04-2001).]

Animal · « **Reply #55 on:** June 04, 2001, 01:42:00 PM »

wolfie, you should post more like Deja, now that is class.

SeaWulfe · « **Reply #56 on:** June 04, 2001, 01:55:00 PM »

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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
He's still a virgin and it obviously shows.

I think your pets will say otherwise. I mean......

I'm not on a quest to generate a living sperm cell, I'm on a quest to find out and duplicate the genes that comprise the genetic make-up for people that are complete failures in life.

So far, with the sample I've collected from Animal.. I'm already 75% there.
-SW

Animal · « **Reply #57 on:** June 04, 2001, 02:50:00 PM »

You should have conducted the experiment with your own genes.
With your 100% loser genes, the experiment would be the only successful thing in your life.

SeaWulfe · « **Reply #58 on:** June 04, 2001, 02:57:00 PM »

I tried that, test only concluded 2% loser genes... and there's a 2% margin of error.

*I'M* the one conducting the test, therefore *I'm* the scientist.

The only experiment you've conducted is to see how deep throat you can go on Fatty.
-SW

Animal · « **Reply #59 on:** June 04, 2001, 03:07:00 PM »

yeah you are a scientist alright

A studmuffin SCIENTIST!!!![/i]

HAHAHAH TAKE THAT l0s3r, TRIX0RED!!!!!1