Author Topic: Some rules of AH ... (Read 987 times)

-aper- · « **on:** December 24, 1999, 08:32:00 AM »

The main Bf-109 rule:
If you take 1x20mm ord you'll find many B-17s on your way.
If you take 3 cannons ord you'll find two ponies 2K alt higher than you.

The main film recorder rule:
If you start recorder the fight'll be especially boring.

The main drop tank rule:
If you take a drop tank you'll be voulched near your field

janneh · « **Reply #1 on:** December 24, 1999, 01:05:00 PM »

Hristo rule:
If You climb up to 30k feet, You'll find him coming 5k feet above You ...

[This message has been edited by janneh (edited 12-24-1999).]

Westy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 24, 1999, 02:03:00 PM »

Dicta Westy:

To dive is to compress is to auger.

Yeager · « **Reply #3 on:** December 24, 1999, 04:16:00 PM »

Yeagers thoughts:

If you fly the 109, you deserve it when I shoot you down.

Yeager

janneh · « **Reply #4 on:** December 24, 1999, 05:56:00 PM »

"If you fly the 109, you deserve it when I shoot you down."
Keep on dreaming...

Freelancer · « **Reply #5 on:** December 25, 1999, 12:30:00 AM »

Other rules:

Diving from the sun:

When diving on a target from the blind area of the sun, you will lose sight of him, level off, and see him diving out of your sun now

Freelancer · « **Reply #6 on:** December 25, 1999, 12:33:00 AM »

Fuel management:

You can fly around for hours without draining all of your fuel, yet if you get shot up in 5 minutes you'll run out before rtb.

Loadout:

When carrying a large-denomination loadout (1000 lb.s and higher), you will miss the target. When carrying plenty of smaller loadouts (100 lb.s and so on) you won't find any undamaged targets

Fariz · « **Reply #7 on:** December 25, 1999, 04:17:00 AM »

RULES OF THE VULTURE:

If you are low on the way to vultured field you will be catched in the middle with the high 109.

If you will grab high you will meet no one till the field.

Acks always back when you are low and in the center of the field.

Fariz

Hristo · « **Reply #8 on:** December 25, 1999, 08:20:00 AM »

When you BnZ a deck turnfighting Spit in 109 from 3000 ft, you will be called an alt monkey

-towd_ · « **Reply #9 on:** December 25, 1999, 09:33:00 AM »

no rule here , 51s i just hate um hate hate hate , 109s are purty

snafu · « **Reply #10 on:** December 25, 1999, 11:13:00 AM »

When you do finally get a C47 to target without being shot down..... The Ack is back up

janneh · « **Reply #11 on:** December 25, 1999, 01:40:00 PM »

Hristo, LOL !
I've NEVER being up there in spit

When I get my F-4, I promise Hristo to shoot You down, no matter if it takes 100 deaths

dolomite · « **Reply #12 on:** December 25, 1999, 10:10:00 PM »

The Nikki Rule:
Landing gear are superfluous, as you will never survive long enough to use them.

Freelancer · « **Reply #13 on:** December 26, 1999, 10:30:00 AM »

More rules:

When you come across 3 buffs while in a single fighter, you will have a good run of it, and get a kill or more. When coming across a lone, smoking buff, while in a pack of fighters, you will most likely be shot down.

Oil, who needs oil?

When you take a round above your base, it's usually in the oil tank, forcing you to land and repair, (which is annoying!). When you're 40 miles away from base, you'll take a hit in the fuel tanks, which forces you to land (hah! more likely "glide") and repair (which is annoying!)

-Freelancer

Curly · « **Reply #14 on:** December 27, 1999, 08:48:00 AM »

Roooooooole Six!

No poofdahs.

Author Topic: Some rules of AH ... (Read 987 times)

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