Author Topic: How to be a Conservative (Read 1020 times)

Thrawn · « **Reply #15 on:** March 31, 2004, 11:31:48 AM »

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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
One gross generalization deserves another.

Yeah, but you are supposed to be better than that.

Sandman · « **Reply #16 on:** March 31, 2004, 01:58:28 PM »

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Originally posted by Thrawn
Yeah, but you are supposed to be better than that.

Be sure to tune in next week when I unsling the personal attacks.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #17 on:** March 31, 2004, 02:03:35 PM »

Liberal humor has always sucked.

Now give back the podium before you hurt yourself.

Sandman · « **Reply #18 on:** March 31, 2004, 02:09:02 PM »

What exactly is "liberal humor"?

For that matter, what is "conservative humor"?

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #19 on:** March 31, 2004, 02:10:09 PM »

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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
What exactly is "liberal humor"?

For that matter, what is "conservative humor"?

Liberal Humor: Not funny.

Conservative Humor: Funny.

slimm50 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 31, 2004, 02:16:56 PM »

Ahhhh...Sandman, this Conservative (i.e. me) finds your definitions of "conservative" highly offensive. You've provided justification to the charge that the typical knee-jerk reaction of most "liberals" to anything they don't agree with is to resort to slander and name-calling, which they loudly proclaim to be the purview of "conservatives".

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #21 on:** March 31, 2004, 02:20:49 PM »

Yes! Yes! Yes!! I am offended as well! You... you... dirty no good... HOMOPHOBIC NAZI BIGOT MEN!!

(this is fun)

Sixpence · « **Reply #22 on:** March 31, 2004, 03:15:45 PM »

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Originally posted by AKIron
and have a few morals and standards not dictated by Hollywood.

If you are an involved parent you will not have to worry about TV dictating your kids lives.

Torque · « **Reply #23 on:** March 31, 2004, 03:37:40 PM »

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Originally posted by slimm50
Ahhhh...Sandman, this Conservative (i.e. me) finds your definitions of "conservative" highly offensive. You've provided justification to the charge that the typical knee-jerk reaction of most "liberals" to anything they don't agree with is to resort to slander and name-calling, which they loudly proclaim to be the purview of "conservatives".

I can say with all truth, that Sandman has and never will slander another on this bbs.

hawker238 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 31, 2004, 04:11:55 PM »

Note to slimm: it was a humorous reply to another thread.

rpm · « **Reply #25 on:** March 31, 2004, 06:25:33 PM »

WTG Sandman! I get so tired of the pompus conservative tripe on here.

majic · « **Reply #26 on:** March 31, 2004, 06:34:08 PM »

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Originally posted by Torque
I can say with all truth, that Sandman has and never will slander another on this bbs.

True.

strk · « **Reply #27 on:** March 31, 2004, 09:34:31 PM »

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Originally posted by majic
True.

Slander is spoken
Libel is written

unless that was a joke and I missed it.

majic · « **Reply #28 on:** March 31, 2004, 10:34:03 PM »

Yeah, but now it's not so funny. Thanks you ruined it.

capt. apathy · « **Reply #29 on:** March 31, 2004, 10:50:39 PM »

the conservitive response to this bit of humor reminds me of a fight I broke up between my daughter and her best friend (in deffense of the girls, they where only 8ys old at the time

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my daughter was yelling and screaming at her friend, going on and on about some crap the girl did that had pissed her off.

I then pointed out to her, that she had done virtually the same thing to her friend just a short time before.

my daughters excuse was "But, I'm not the kind of person that puts up with that sort of thing."

just an observation.