Saw needs some Rest.....

[delta]

Walt,

Really now!!!!!

Sounds just a little far fetched.

delta

[fd ski]

Well, here is a good story... and true one too  

From my navy times..

We pulled in to Haifa, Israel. 1996 it was i think.. CVN 73 George Washington

This buddy of time, his name is Joe, 3 weeks out of bootcamp. He goes out and get a room out in town in local sheriton hotel. ( i think it was sheriton, not 100% )
So he goes out in town and gets toejamfaced. ( he has a talent for getting toejamfaced ) goes back to the hotel, opens the room and just passes out on the couch.

In the morning he wakes up just to find an 17 year old israelee girl covering herself with sheets and yellling like mad in hebrew.  
Her mother busts in and starts beating the toejam out of him - thinking that he just raped her little girl or at least used her..
He doesn't speak any hebrew and has a pounding hangover..

Security shows up.
Sec: "Sir, do you live here ?"
Joe: "yes, room 208"
Sec: "Well, it is 208 ... can i see your key ?"
Joe hands over the key.... sure as hell, its a key to room 208... in hotel accross the street  

This earns Joe limo ride to Telaviw and long visit to embassy  
E-1 - 3 weeks out of bootcamp  
CO of the ship laughed so hard that he let him get away with 6 weeks without liberty... pretty good punishment for creating international incident  


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Bartlomiej Rajewski
aka. Wing Commander fd-ski
Northolt Wing
1st Polish Fighter Wing
303 (Polish) Squadron "Kosciuszko" RAF
308 (Polish) Squadron "City of Cracow" RAF
315 (Polish) Squadron "City of Deblin" RAF

Turning 109s and 190s into scrap metal since 1998

If nothing makes you happier then burning 109 - come and join us - we're looking for few good men

Northolt Wing Headquarters

[CptTrips]

>Son, if ya'd been in Texas, ya'd be dead by
>now....they shoot 1st there


As a Texan, born and raised, I take exception to that statement.

We don't shoot first.  

We AIM first...then shoot.  

Wab

[Saintaw]

 

Originally posted by delta:
Walt,

Really now!!!!!

Sounds just a little far fetched.

delta

Sorry to say, but it's true...(To my own shame...)

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Saw

[bike killa]

just great stories  

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bikekil
308 (Polish) Squadron RAF "City of Cracow"

[Duckwing6]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA  

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Phillip "Duckwing6" Artweger
Flight Officer "E" Flight
Skeleton Crew

[AKDejaVu]

Boy.. this post sure ended up in the wrong thread????


[This message has been edited by AKDejaVu (edited 03-31-2000).]

[snafu]

LOL,
 Been there seen that Got the tee shirt  

Give your girl friend my congrats and ask her where my beer was.

One thing tho,

 

Originally posted by Saintaw:
Was walking to the office this morning, already thinking about some AS500 tricky stuff that I am facing this week

Shouldn't that have been "AS400" (Sorry to be so pedantic.  

TTFN
snafu

[Saintaw]

No  
AS400 is a system while AS500 is a NOS  

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Saw

[snafu]

I stand corrected  

[Fariz]

Remind me story happened with me 8 years ago. Was the Soviet Union time, I studied in Medical Univercity, had to pass some tests, while me and friends had good time all year long so started studing last 4 days . So, I had not slept for 30+ hours before the test, but studied the subject more or less ok, was lucky also, passed that test for 4 (B) and happy was on the way home. Needed a lift, so stopped someone, sat in the car, said address. 15 minutes later driver stoped close to the home, I gave to the driver 2 rubles and the he burst laughing. I turned to him, it was my father   I was so drowsy that I had not paid attention on car and driver  

BTW father never gave me my money back.   Said he worked hard for it.

Now it is "another family story".  

Fariz

[Jochen]

Texas?

 

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jochen
Geschwaderkommodore
Jagdgeschwader 2 'Richthofen' (Warbirds)

jochen
JG 2 'Richthofen' (Aces High)

If you ever get across the sea to England,
Then maybe at the closing of the day
The bars will all be serving German lager
Which means we won the war - hip hip hooray!

[funked]

LOL Fariz!

That's exactly what my father would have done.  

[Mickey1992]

Saintaw, please see my post to you in the O' Club.

Mickey

[Saintaw]

 

Originally posted by Mickey1992:
Saintaw, please see my post to you in the O' Club.

Mickey

Sorry Mikey, hadn't seen it, I replied now...


Saw