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« on: May 05, 2004, 10:10:30 PM »
One of our clients, an oil company, asks for a favour and says they're sending a kid over who needs some posters made.

The guy is 16 years old living here in Calgary. He's got a harsh Russian name - Vladislav something, but speaks english like he's lived here all his life. He developed a way (and this is where it all eludes me) to extract 30% more oil that would have been lost/wasted under current extraction methods. Oil sands.

It has to do with binding enzymes and molecules, and molecular strings like mmmmcmmbbmmfc or whatever.

He wrote this in his bedroom, and walks into the oil company to present it. The engineers scoff, then examine it. Turns out it works. They become his new best friends. This thing is worth millions upon millions upon millions of dollars, appearently. No doubt there's some kind of patent application underway.

The kid needs the posters made for his presentation at the International Science Fair which is hosted this year in Portland. He's appearently got the North American science competition all sewn up, and is like, the Internation Science Fair (with $3 million in prizes) is also going to be a no brainer. Dude seems nonchalant but absolutely convinced.

He's a super nice kid, but highly distracted... eccentric. He took a cell phone call while in our office, said "Uh hum, yep, well I..." and then he abruptly hung up, put the phone in his pocket and started pacing - obviously deep in thought. Then he said "I just hung up on someone didn't I?!"

Can't even imagine the kinda future a kid like that has ahead of him. Prolly retired at the age of 17.

The geek.

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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2004, 10:16:54 PM »
A lot of geniuses are freaks and operate on a different plane than the rest.

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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2004, 10:16:58 PM »
Once he stops thinking thats when you worry, because then the dissapear...

Sounds cool to know someone my age is going to contribute to the world...
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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2004, 10:27:41 PM »
Hey Nash, could you make a rendering of the "crow attack" and post it? That was a funny story that put a picture in my mind that I could almost see.

Crows are rated among the top of the most intelligent mammals. I bet they can be very nasty.


The scene: a traffic light crossing  



   "on a university campus in Japan. Carrion crows and humans line up patiently, waiting for the traffic to halt.
When the lights change, the birds hop in front of the cars and place walnuts, which they picked from the adjoining trees, on the road. After the lights turn green again, the birds fly away and vehicles drive over the nuts, cracking them open. Finally, when it’s time to cross again, the crows join the pedestrians and pick up their meal.

If the cars miss the nuts, the birds sometimes hop back and put them somewhere else on the road. Or they sit on electricity wires and drop them in front of vehicle"
« Last Edit: May 05, 2004, 10:31:16 PM by NUKE »

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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2004, 10:27:51 PM »
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A lot of geniuses are freaks and operate on a different plane than the rest.


'cause if they thought like us they'd be normal, not geniuses.
worth thinking about next time you see some weirdo, he might have the answers to your problems,

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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2004, 11:35:50 PM »
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Hey Nash, could you make a rendering of the "crow attack" and post it? That was a funny story that put a picture in my mind that I could almost see.


I don't have to... Someone had a camera and sent me the pic.


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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2004, 11:37:58 PM »
LOL! hahaha

Made my day Nash!

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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2004, 11:46:51 PM »
LOL who would think Nash is helping to promote evil oil companies!!!

That little formula you are advertising is goingto make Dick cheney millions!!!!


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« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2004, 12:00:11 AM »
My analysis:

A small town gathering, the guy in the suite is way out of place and is being attacked by crows. He is an outsider and no one cares about him.

 An equally out of place man in a trenchcoat is the only other person who seems to notice the attack. This guy feels proud to point out the attack and wants to appear as though he is actually a part of it or controls it in some way.

The crows are unreal in the sense that there wings are not in flight.... they are personal demons, and they draw blood from the soul.

The old guy with the cigar is a witness who could care less about anything.

The little man figure below seems to have made a running start and slid into the pool of blood, arms raised in some kind of self-glorifiing gester to the "camera" and no one else.


The cow and Steer....I have no clue.....lol.

Anyway, Im just blathering.......sort of had a few beers.

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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2004, 12:48:07 AM »
Is that a mini Arthur Fonzarelli? :D

Good for the kid though.  Einstein forgot where lived all the time. :)
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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2004, 07:53:42 AM »
Am I the only one to have noticed that??

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...Crows are rated among the top of the most intelligent mammals...



It reminds me one episode of Calvin & Hobbes when the whole class immediately jumps on Calvin: "BATS AREN'T BUGS!!!"

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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2004, 07:59:06 AM »
Very cool, but lets get him thinking hyrdogen, there is no future in oil for this planet.

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« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2004, 08:00:34 AM »
Lets kidnap him...
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« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2004, 08:01:35 AM »
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LOL!  :rofl

Brandon Lee in the distant corner and Fonz ski'ing in the blood is classic!

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« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2004, 10:11:49 AM »
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One of our clients, an oil company, asks for a favour and says they're sending a kid over who needs some posters made.

The guy is 16 years old living here in Calgary. He's got a harsh Russian name - Vladislav something, but speaks english like he's lived here all his life. He developed a way (and this is where it all eludes me) to extract 30% more oil that would have been lost/wasted under current extraction methods. Oil sands.

It has to do with binding enzymes and molecules, and molecular strings like mmmmcmmbbmmfc or whatever.

He wrote this in his bedroom, and walks into the oil company to present it. The engineers scoff, then examine it. Turns out it works. They become his new best friends. This thing is worth millions upon millions upon millions of dollars, appearently. No doubt there's some kind of patent application underway.

The kid needs the posters made for his presentation at the International Science Fair which is hosted this year in Portland. He's appearently got the North American science competition all sewn up, and is like, the Internation Science Fair (with $3 million in prizes) is also going to be a no brainer. Dude seems nonchalant but absolutely convinced.

He's a super nice kid, but highly distracted... eccentric. He took a cell phone call while in our office, said "Uh hum, yep, well I..." and then he abruptly hung up, put the phone in his pocket and started pacing - obviously deep in thought. Then he said "I just hung up on someone didn't I?!"

Can't even imagine the kinda future a kid like that has ahead of him. Prolly retired at the age of 17.

The geek.


send him to a patent attorney asap